This Porsche handles like it's glued to the road!

SmashMouth · 02-19-2012, 01:55 PM

Porsche stuck in wet cement: Proof karma exists?

On Thursday, the driver of a Porsche 911 decided he'd take a shortcut around some construction cones and drove straight into wet concrete near Marina Green on Marina Blvd. in San Francisco.

"It was coned off," according to Bobswire, a user of the Paceline bike forums. "He was just trying to sneak in from a side street. [The] concrete looked solid." Bobswire reports that the hapless driver remained stuck in his car. "He didn't want to open the door and have concrete get in; the whole undercarriage and brakes will need to [be] cleaned or replaced."

Whether the uncured pavement was concrete, asphaltic concrete, or just plain cement is up for debate. What's unquestionable, however, is that this is the best Lightning McQueen impression we've seen since Cars. Check out more photos below, then write your own punchline in the comments section.

Nice Road in San Franscisco

foreverfan · 02-19-2012, 03:31 PM

It's stuck to the road like my underwear.

QBREES9 · 02-19-2012, 09:00 PM

LOL dam rich kid thinks he owns the world LOL. Tuff Love baby.

Crusader · 02-20-2012, 05:37 AM

Sounds deserving but whooaa thats a rough day.

SloMotion · 02-20-2012, 10:16 AM

... so this is what 49'er fans do with their offseason? Take shortcuts around construction cones?

Ashley · 02-20-2012, 09:10 PM

what a punk. was on the old iphone to i bet

02-19-2012, 01:55 PM	#1
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,044 Blog Entries: 29	This Porsche handles like it's glued to the road! Porsche stuck in wet cement: Proof karma exists? On Thursday, the driver of a Porsche 911 decided he'd take a shortcut around some construction cones and drove straight into wet concrete near Marina Green on Marina Blvd. in San Francisco. "It was coned off," according to Bobswire, a user of the Paceline bike forums. "He was just trying to sneak in from a side street. [The] concrete looked solid." Bobswire reports that the hapless driver remained stuck in his car. "He didn't want to open the door and have concrete get in; the whole undercarriage and brakes will need to [be] cleaned or replaced." Whether the uncured pavement was concrete, asphaltic concrete, or just plain cement is up for debate. What's unquestionable, however, is that this is the best Lightning McQueen impression we've seen since Cars. Check out more photos below, then write your own punchline in the comments section. Nice Road in San Franscisco

02-19-2012, 09:00 PM	#3
QBREES9 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Haven Ct Posts: 23,985	LOL dam rich kid thinks he owns the world LOL. Tuff Love baby. Ashley likes this.

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SloMotion 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,776 Blog Entries: 15	... so this is what 49'er fans do with their offseason? Take shortcuts around construction cones? Ashley likes this.

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