04-20-2012, 01:14 PM
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5000 POSTS! +
Join Date: Jan 2012
Posts: 6,776
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You're a natural, saintfan! Now, imagine this ...
GOOD MORNING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NAME IS ZOEY & I'LL BE YOUR FLIGHT ATTENDANT FOR THIS LEG OF YOUR JOURNEY. IT IS INDEED A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ONBOARD FLIGHT 123, SERVICE TO CALIFORNIA. IN COMMAND OF YOUR FLIGHT IS CAPTAIN SAINTFAN. OUR FLYING TIME WILL BE APPROXIMATELY 35 MINUTES AND WE WILL BE CRUISING AT AN ALTITUDE OF 22,000 FEET. IN PREPARATION FOR TAKE-OFF PLEASE ENSURE THAT YOUR SEATBELT IS SECURELY FASTENED, YOUR TRAY TABLE AND SEAT BACK MUST BE IN THE UPRIGHT AND LOCKED POSITION ...
hey, it could happen ...
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