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1. If your cousin is president of the United States....

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can't afford shoes....

3. If you have more wives than teeth....

4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean.... .... .... ....

5. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide....

6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against....

7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing....

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. ...

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four....

10. If you grow poppies and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor....

11. Your bride is excited because she is now old enough to buy her first training bra.

"A Veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America" for an amount of "up to and including my life."