Re: Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas
 

Here's a couple classics:

SloMotion:"Son, did you drink that last beer out of the fridge?"
Son of SloMotion: "Ninjas, dad"

SloMotion: "Son, do you know what happened to the car?"
Son of SloMotion: "Ninjas, dad"

... I think it's some kind of generational thing, :lol:.