TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your Primary Care Physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is…. "Embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape!

Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 

The fact that I will have an annual breast exam is proof enough Obana is running my healthcare.

Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 

Man I really hate that Big Government has gotten so out of hand that I can't even find this kind of stuff humorous anymore.

Obamacare is gonna F'up healthcare for so many decent people its just not funny.

Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 

Obamacare is going to make me a rich man. LOL

Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 

Likely at the painful expense of many many others.

Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 

Really.

Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 

I don't consider Nancy Pelosi 'decent' people!

Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 

The fine leaders of the establishment do not have to participate in their own legislative endeavors. They put in an out clause for them selves.

Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 

My son started dealing with this through his employer on the first of the year. They outlined his choices which were basically sh*t or sh*tt*er. None of the healthcare stuff will be put in place until next year, but boy, his employer sure took advantage of the legislation to cut/regulate his hours & outline how they'll keep more of his paycheck a full year ahead of time, :rolleyes:.

This stuff only hurts the working man.

Re: TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 

My employer sent us a questionnaire about what we were looking for in a health care program. After 50 years in business and a few hundred employees. Since I'm 60 years old and have ZERO health care insurance I'm having a hard finding something to cry about.