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this is a discussion within the Everything Else Community Forum; A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman says, "I'll miss you." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he ...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He said- "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said - "That's a good idea.! You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and snore." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He said - "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly." She said - "Well, you succeeded." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He said - "Two inches more and I would be king." She said - "Two inches less, and you'd be queen." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He said - "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?" She said - "Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "On wall in ladies room "My husband follows me everywhere..." Written just below it "I do not!" |
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