Why Should Guys Get Married?

foreverfan · 03-19-2015, 11:24 PM

SmashMouth · 03-20-2015, 04:36 PM

QBREES9 · 03-23-2015, 11:41 PM

There is no reason.

Mardigras9 · 03-24-2015, 10:09 AM

Not sure about the implied meaning of the picture above FF. Is it get married so you can look but not touch?

saintfan · 03-24-2015, 10:52 AM

Most difficult contract to resolve in the history of contracts. Stay single my friends...either that or hide your money...

SmashMouth · 03-24-2015, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by QBREES9

There is no reason.

I see no reason also why two guys should get married...

dam1953 · 03-25-2015, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by saintfan

Most difficult contract to resolve in the history of contracts. Stay single my friends...either that or hide your money...

Sounds like the voice of experience.

saintfan · 03-26-2015, 01:36 AM

Originally Posted by dam1953

Sounds like the voice of experience.

A fraternity of many. Family Court is at least 2 decades behind. Funny how the "we can do anything a man can do" crowd goes silent when it comes time for them to stand on their own two feet.

foreverfan · 03-26-2015, 06:35 AM

Originally Posted by Mardigras9

Not sure about the implied meaning of the picture above FF. Is it get married so you can look but not touch?

You have to find the right woman. It starts with something incredible looking.
Then you have to be a husband instead of a man. A woman is like a spinning fan...
you have to watch what you throw into it.

Of course you touch... unless you are gay or impenitent.

Mardigras9 · 03-26-2015, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

Of course you touch... unless you are gay or impenitent.

Not sure about being gay or shamed, unless you meant impotent, but I'll clarify anyway.

My point being (and maybe having been married too long), the "access" to the touch I was referring to, certainly seems to dwindle as the years go passing by.
Now directly compare that to early on in the game and note how that access is significantly more abundant.
Maybe just me, but I believe given a choice in the two, the answer to why should guys get married is then obviously to end up in a position of mostly looking but not touching.
So I guess I should simply suggest guys should just probably NOT get married.

03-19-2015, 11:24 PM	#1
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Why Should Guys Get Married?

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SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,123 Blog Entries: 29	Re: Why Should Guys Get Married?

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QBREES9 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Haven Ct Posts: 23,985	Re: Why Should Guys Get Married? There is no reason.

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Mardigras9 Site Donor 2015 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Land Mass between LA and AL Posts: 4,375	Re: Why Should Guys Get Married? Not sure about the implied meaning of the picture above FF. Is it get married so you can look but not touch?

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saintfan Donated Plasma Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 18,556 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Why Should Guys Get Married? Most difficult contract to resolve in the history of contracts. Stay single my friends...either that or hide your money... Danno, Mardigras9 and dam1953 like this.

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SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,123 Blog Entries: 29	Re: Why Should Guys Get Married? Originally Posted by QBREES9 There is no reason. I see no reason also why two guys should get married... foreverfan and RaginCajun83 like this.

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03-26-2015, 01:36 AM	#8
saintfan Donated Plasma Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 18,556 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Why Should Guys Get Married? Originally Posted by dam1953 Sounds like the voice of experience. A fraternity of many. Family Court is at least 2 decades behind. Funny how the "we can do anything a man can do" crowd goes silent when it comes time for them to stand on their own two feet.

03-26-2015, 06:35 AM	#9
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Why Should Guys Get Married? Originally Posted by Mardigras9 Not sure about the implied meaning of the picture above FF. Is it get married so you can look but not touch? You have to find the right woman. It starts with something incredible looking. Then you have to be a husband instead of a man. A woman is like a spinning fan... you have to watch what you throw into it. Of course you touch... unless you are gay or impenitent. Mardigras9 likes this.
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03-26-2015, 10:24 AM	#10
Mardigras9 Site Donor 2015 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Land Mass between LA and AL Posts: 4,375	Re: Why Should Guys Get Married? Originally Posted by foreverfan Of course you touch... unless you are gay or impenitent. Not sure about being gay or shamed, unless you meant impotent, but I'll clarify anyway. My point being (and maybe having been married too long), the "access" to the touch I was referring to, certainly seems to dwindle as the years go passing by. Now directly compare that to early on in the game and note how that access is significantly more abundant. Maybe just me, but I believe given a choice in the two, the answer to why should guys get married is then obviously to end up in a position of mostly looking but not touching. So I guess I should simply suggest guys should just probably NOT get married.
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