Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
 

I am the recipient of the equivalent of the Wife Lottery.
I a. A good Dood.
I am also, a handsome Dood.
I am in no way worthy of this woman.
Except, I am a badass, loving, Masculine, Black and Gold.com sum*****!
I am worthy.

Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
 

She looks like a total BlTCH. :p


This is my total BlTCH. :cool3: And believe me...:bart:
I deserve her. :bs: :cool:

Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
 

Now, now. That was shot in 2003 when you were probably newly weds. Who know what she looks like today.

Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
 

FF feeds her this ...


https://media2.giphy.com/media/OapNdFPJMxn0c/giphy.gif

Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
 

Holy ****, FF. I apologize for
my reaction to this, but, cut me some slack. It is morning, afterall.

So, is it another year? This is still funny. And, it looks like Ive been
roped in again. Swedish babe- 6 ft. tall with her shoes on. I dont
know what hit me.

Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
 

Yea... you've been rode hard and put up wet. Taken advantage like you were Mexican or something.
You love it. We know. LOL


Yea... I'm used to people hitting on her and derailing me about her... Butt.... she still cleans up :hump: really great!!! :bart:
I've been married to her since April of 1992... 25 years ago. Not sorry at all.
Ask SmashMouth. His wife loves fried chicken... WTF did he get that pic? (I didn't say that Pam...) :D

2 Recent pictures from The 2017 Endymion Extravaganza at the Superdome in Feburary.
At 49+ (LOL) she still cleans up great. :D



:cool:

Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
 

Beautiful lady. She has a bit of a Terry Garr look to her. I love hearing about long happy marriages.

The wife and I have been married 43 years this summer. She loves sports (football, baseball, NCAA basketball.. not much on the NBA) and is a die hard Saints fan ... of course. When we were young and dating I used to take her hunting and fishing. She could out-shoot some of the guys I worked with on dove hunts. That, sir, it the ticket for a long and happy marriage...a wife who knows how to handle a weapon.

Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
 

Thank you. For years people said that because it was so true. Now everyone says she looks like Brooke Logan Forrester from the soap opera "The Bold and the Beautiful". If she lost a few pounds and had all the work this lady has had, she would look like her twin sister.

This is Brooke.... LOL

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/...4272?s=612x612

Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
 

But if the wife sheds a few pounds and has all that work done her personality just might become as plastic as her body. She could turn into a total b*tch like most actresses. The next step would be to leave your sorry butt and chase some sugar daddy!!!

Re: How to Best Pick Out Your Wife - 46 Years of Experience.
 

Won't happen. She doesn't have it in her.