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Not a pleasant experience, the greatest failure of my life; but to my surprise, I've discovered I'm even stronger (will) than I thought...
She now resents me more because I didn't let her continue to hold our child hostage over my family and I didn't fall apart without her... Yes, there were tough days (holidays), but it makes you stronger and if you allow your will to carry you, gives you a healthier outlook on life... Would have preferred to make it work - but it takes two; unfortunately our legal system rewards angry women seeking control and predatory lawyers... And for what it's worth, my Ex saw the divorce attorney the morning after my Dad's funeral; used her sisters' playbook, cleaned all cash out without my knowledge... Despite repairing boats, tractors, skid steers, mini-excavators for "friends" , many treat you like the plague... None of the lawyer "friends" offered free help - though they enjoyed free labour and mostly free parts for years... So I understand the f*ckery that goes along with a divorce, but I also know when I share with you that you can take stock and come out stronger... 11 Years A.D. |
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I guess you've been road hard and put up wet and dried the fck out. :confused: |
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When her and her two middle sisters wiped out the cash, couldn't afford retainer, couldn't get legal assistance, so I had a fool for a client... Two lawyers who are still friends, live out-of-state, who advised, prepped me, were amazed how I came out, thought I should be a divorce attorney... For the poorest of folks, taking $5K-$10K just to process a divorce when the outcome is really already likely set really should be criminal... Yeah, I took some tough shots, but my self-esteem is greater than ever now... |
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Yea I dumped my first wife :twisted: and her brother was the attorney :( and it didn't cost me a dime. :D We didn't have any children so it was easier. :p Seems brother knew I was right about his sister (FckCnt) so he did the whole thing for free. Later we laughed about it. ;) She is on her 4th marriage. :rolleyes: Poor bastard. :rolleyes: Seems YouTube saved you some money learning about this stuff online. |
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Grew up with several friends, one, an attorney, Greg represented another friend of ours who lacked, well, resolve and backbone... Greg eviscerated our buddy's feminista wife (for infidelity and we thought it was on him), but the drama was too much and our friend ceased proceedings... Only for them to resume and finally divorced a year later, but without Greg involved to Greg's relief... Greg swore he'd never represent one of his close friends again - then my turn came; Greg lives outta town and limited his help to prepping me... Called Greg with how it shook out, he called BS on me; emailed him the docs and he nearly dislocated his jaw; he's offered to help me go to law school... Sad thing - my ex, always too proud to admit she's wrong, has now had two friends betray her confidence, revealing she can't believe I let her go through with it... Stubborn Pride can be a b*tch; but you can't fix stupid and sometimes you just gotta give people that rope... |
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