Rickh

Just your occasional reminder that conspiracy theorist radio host and expert false-flag-identifier Alex Jones still has a few screws loose while giving melodramatic on-air rants.

This latest winner comes courtesy of MofoPolitics, who flagged down a video of Jones angrily firing off at Google, Facebook, and YouTube for being “front operations” for the Central Intelligence Agency.

While addressing user concerns with Facebook and other social media outlets, Jones did one of his signature “take the volume up to 11″ moves and fired off this hilarious tirade:

“Use it like a toilet! Use Facebook to jack their system! And jack ‘em hard! But hate ‘em, and spit on ‘em while you do it. Same thing with YouTube. And all of it. Jack the enemy conduits. Jack it hard and hate ‘em! And spit on ‘em while you do it.”
So… if understood correctly, Mr. Jones would like for us to use social networking sites to jack the system hard, but make sure we hate them and spit on them while we jack them. Roger that!

Oh, what’s that? Now you want to turn this into a generic invective against all your favorite bugaboos?

“This is a war! They’re killing kids everywhere with GMO and vaccines knowingly. This morning they had jets out spraying chemtrails everywhere. It’s a public G.O. engineering program — partially declassified and the public doesn’t even know about it! You think you’re in Kansas? You’re not in Kansas anymore!”
Jones then cited an InfoWars (his own site) article suggesting that Google is purposely trying to kill traffic to Jones’ site and the Drudge Report by telling Google Chrome users it has been infected with malware. Of course, what’s not clear is how many people actually received these warnings, or whether the warning images were just clever photoshops made by an InfoWars fan in his mom’s basement. How do we know that InfoWars didn’t create these images to make us think Google was the CIA front as a distraction from InfoWars’ own rogue CIA operations?!?!

Nevertheless, here comes that fiery rant against Google you’ve all been waiting for:

“Google is the one jacking and breaking through your pass codes. And spying. And [Google CEO Eric] Schmidt says, ‘You shouldn’t visit anything you don’t want me to see.’ On a power trip. What a joke! By the way he only sold 10,000 of his book. What a joke you are, scumbag. Just because you can run a CIA criminal front, doesn’t mean you actually ever did anything, little man! Hope you’re cozy under the black wings of the New World Order!”
After he calmed down a tad, Jones then cut to an article entitled “Mark Zuckerberg Awarded CIA Surveillance Medal.” That’s frightening, right? Fits the InfoWars narrative pretty well. Too well, one might say.

Well, that’s because it’s a fake article. Writes the author in the last paragraph: “Hope you enjoyed the spoof folks. I thought it was great.”

But whatever, man. Enjoy this video, y’all:

Yes, Alex Jones Is Still Nuts. Want Proof? Here’s Him Going Bonkers On Google & Facebook: ‘Use ‘Em Like A Toilet!’ | Mediaite

Rickh

This guy is totally my favorite Tinfoil hat wearing right wing nut job. It's amazing how many people take him seriously.

SmashMouth

This belongs in the conspiracy forum. Here's is your chance to move it.

Rickh

I've never moved a thread...

TheOak

Only someone with Mod authority that extends to this area can move a thread. Mine do not extend outside of the Saints area.

Rickh

Thanks.


So I guess if Halo thinks it should be moved he'll move it.

This conspiracy nut (Jones) is right wing and many of his "stories" eventually make it into the standard echo chamber of less fringe sites. So one could argue that conspiracy theories are where most of these right wing arguments come from.

Sorry to interrupt your liberal bashing, you may now continue.

SmashMouth

foreverfan

Right or wrong a lot of what he says needs to be said.

Rickh

Actually yes. So I'll be waiting for your list of "Conspiracy Left wing" websites.

Not just left wing, that's easy but ones who gen up conspiracies like on the right. Like Infowars.com or Brietbart.com.

Take your time...

Halo

I'll gladly contribute here:

George W. Bush was the perpetrator behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks
Started by The All People's Movement A_P_C_S_W : All People's Coalition to Stop the War

Porgressive Blog Digest
PBD - Progressive Blog Digest

U.S government was behind the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr.
How the Government Killed Martin Luther King, Jr.

Levees were bombed/blown up during Katrina to 'cleanse' the 9th ward
2005 levee failures in Greater New Orleans - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The Official Website for The Nation of Islam

I could go on and on and on. There are equally as many conspiracy theories from the left as the right:

• U.S Government Bio-engineered the HIV/AIDS Virus to make money and eradicate the Minority and Homosexual populations
• Jared Lee Loughner is a Tea Party member
• Etc. Etc. Etc.

Here are the problems with ALL of these:

• The people who dream some of this up by connecting dots usually HATE both parties to start with
• Only some are motivated by political affiliation
• Centralized vs. De-centralized: Liberal conspiracies are DE-centralized and rampant in small faction venues like Twitter and on Blogs; conservative conspiracies are centralized (ie. less social media, more central large scale blogs).
• ALEX JONES IS NOT A REPUBLICAN, HE'S AN OPPORTUNIST! The few things I've read from him include equal portions of GOP rhetoric as much as Democrat rhetoric. Whoever is in POWER is a target for jones. I heard about him for the first time after watching his Bohemian Club documentary (which you should watch by the way). Everything I tried to read after that was mostly bull.
• Is Louis Farahkan a Democrat? He voted for Obama, but seriously! Proves my point - he too is an equal opportunity hater.

These people are all on extremes of every scale. But all have a right to free speech.