Jagermeister can taste like Root Beer Barrel Candies

foreverfan · 05-14-2019, 02:57 PM

MUCH NEEDED PARTY INFORMATION

Jagermeister can taste like Root Beer Barrel Candies.
Approved by years of Mardi Gras parade testing.

If your Jagermeister doesn't taste like Root Beer Barrel Candies, you are doing it wrong.

First... REQUIRED: it has to be FREEZING COLD. Second... you need TEST TUBE SHOOTERS. The test tubes shooters help keep it on the middle of the tongue and off the rest of your mouth. Third... THIS IS KEY... make sure the shot touches the front of your tongue where the sweetness receptors are.

Finally... Don't do the entire shot at one time and try to keep the shot on only the middle of your tongue. Do the shot in 3 or 4 tastes. This makes it easier to keep it right in the middle of your tongue. If you do it this way, it will taste like a root beer barrel candy and is oddly pleasant. I have shown many people at Mardi Gras how to drink this correctly. All were convinced. If you don't do it this way, it will taste like medicine especially if it isn't cold enough.

Doing Five or Six shots will give you a great buzz the entire parade and you won't have to pee.

Trust me... it works. I always have a bottle of Jagermeister in my freezer.

NEVER MAKE THIS FACE AGAIN!
Keep away from SkyMike.

05-14-2019, 02:57 PM	#1
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Jagermeister can taste like Root Beer Barrel Candies MUCH NEEDED PARTY INFORMATION Jagermeister can taste like Root Beer Barrel Candies. Approved by years of Mardi Gras parade testing. If your Jagermeister doesn't taste like Root Beer Barrel Candies, you are doing it wrong. First... REQUIRED: it has to be FREEZING COLD. Second... you need TEST TUBE SHOOTERS. The test tubes shooters help keep it on the middle of the tongue and off the rest of your mouth. Third... THIS IS KEY... *make sure the shot touches the front of your tongue where the sweetness receptors are. Finally... Don't do the entire shot at one time and try to keep the shot on only the middle of your tongue. Do the shot in 3 or 4 tastes. This makes it easier to keep it right in the middle of your tongue. If you do it this way, it will taste like a root beer barrel candy and is oddly pleasant. I have shown many people at Mardi Gras how to drink this correctly. All were convinced. If you don't do it this way, it will taste like medicine especially if it isn't cold enough. Doing Five or Six shots will give you a great buzz the entire parade and you won't have to pee.* Trust me... it works. I always have a bottle of Jagermeister in my freezer. NEVER MAKE THIS FACE AGAIN! Keep away from SkyMike.
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