Jared Allen rides off into the sunset ... and hopefully off a cliff!

SloMotion · 02-20-2016, 05:45 AM

Originally Posted by FinSaint

All I'm going to say is that the NFL lost a great colorful character, who followed the rules, never hurt his team and did lots of good in the community.

I hope he retires in the purple.

Yeah, we certainly love our colorful characters,

... what did he do so much in the community? I'm curious, never really heard of him doing much, #shrug. Yeah, he probably visited a school or something and did the Play 60 commercial with the rest of the guys, but did he really do that much? He shoulda' retired a Viking though, agreed. This is what I'll always remember the big, colorful lug for:

Stay Classy, Jared!

Originally Posted by Ariel Sanders, Business Insider Sports

On Detroit:

I don't like going to Detroit. I'll be honest. It's gloomy. It sucks. Everything is brown and then there is snow on the ground. There's, like, brownstones everywhere and I'm like, 'Awesome.' I don't know, I couldn't do it. If I had to live in Detroit, I think I'd just drown myself in the river that was across the way. I'm not trying to be mean, but it's just depressing when I go there.

On New Orleans:

There's two cities, like, I don't go out to eat or don't do anything. It's Detroit and New Orleans. New Orleans looks like I'm driving through a third-world country every time I get off the plane. I'm like, 'Oh, flak jacket.' I'm trying to get down. I'm like, 'Ah, crap, I can't carry my gun here. This sucks.'

read more: JARED ALLEN: Hates going to cities of New Orleans and Detroit - Business Insider

02-20-2016, 05:45 AM	#9
SloMotion 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,776 Blog Entries: 15	Re: Jared Allen rides off into the sunset ... and hopefully off a cliff! Originally Posted by FinSaint All I'm going to say is that the NFL lost a great colorful character, who followed the rules, never hurt his team and did lots of good in the community. I hope he retires in the purple. Yeah, we certainly love our colorful characters, ... what did he do so much in the community? I'm curious, never really heard of him doing much, #shrug. Yeah, he probably visited a school or something and did the Play 60 commercial with the rest of the guys, but did he really do that much? He shoulda' retired a Viking though, agreed. This is what I'll always remember the big, colorful lug for: Stay Classy, Jared! Originally Posted by Ariel Sanders, Business Insider Sports On Detroit: I don't like going to Detroit. I'll be honest. It's gloomy. It sucks. Everything is brown and then there is snow on the ground. There's, like, brownstones everywhere and I'm like, 'Awesome.' I don't know, I couldn't do it. If I had to live in Detroit, I think I'd just drown myself in the river that was across the way. I'm not trying to be mean, but it's just depressing when I go there. On New Orleans: There's two cities, like, I don't go out to eat or don't do anything. It's Detroit and New Orleans. New Orleans looks like I'm driving through a third-world country every time I get off the plane. I'm like, 'Oh, flak jacket.' I'm trying to get down. I'm like, 'Ah, crap, I can't carry my gun here. This sucks.' read more: JARED ALLEN: Hates going to cities of New Orleans and Detroit - Business Insider

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