Jared Allen rides off into the sunset ... and hopefully off a cliff!

SloMotion · 02-19-2016, 07:27 AM

Ok, this is the official "Jared Allen Retirement Bash Thread" ... this is the guy who hated playing in New Orleans (and Detroit) because of the way they smelled, or something like that ... f'ng jerk, just retire already, don't let the door hit ya' in the ass cowboy, et ...,

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WhoDat!656 · 02-19-2016, 02:25 PM

He found out what it is like to be close to a Super Bowl and not make it because of the Saints and now he has completed the cycle with the kittens!

RaginCajun83 · 02-19-2016, 02:27 PM

yet another reason why Slo fits in around here, he has even more hate for the Mullet King than us Saints fans do

WhoDat!656 · 02-19-2016, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by RaginCajun83

yet another reason why Slo fits in around here, he has even more hate for the Mullet King than us Saints fans do

Its understandable; he had to see that ugly mug twice a year!

QBREES9 · 02-19-2016, 10:47 PM

He was a great one. Enjoy the rest of your life.

RailBoss · 02-19-2016, 11:01 PM

That Horse is as big as his Ego.

RaginCajun83 · 02-19-2016, 11:57 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIvxdXLaB_Y

here's how I remember Jared Allen

FinSaint · 02-20-2016, 02:10 AM

All I'm going to say is that the NFL lost a great colorful character, who followed the rules, never hurt his team and did lots of good in the community.

I hope he retires in the purple.

SloMotion · 02-20-2016, 05:45 AM

Originally Posted by FinSaint

All I'm going to say is that the NFL lost a great colorful character, who followed the rules, never hurt his team and did lots of good in the community.

I hope he retires in the purple.

Yeah, we certainly love our colorful characters,

... what did he do so much in the community? I'm curious, never really heard of him doing much, #shrug. Yeah, he probably visited a school or something and did the Play 60 commercial with the rest of the guys, but did he really do that much? He shoulda' retired a Viking though, agreed. This is what I'll always remember the big, colorful lug for:

Stay Classy, Jared!

Originally Posted by Ariel Sanders, Business Insider Sports

On Detroit:

I don't like going to Detroit. I'll be honest. It's gloomy. It sucks. Everything is brown and then there is snow on the ground. There's, like, brownstones everywhere and I'm like, 'Awesome.' I don't know, I couldn't do it. If I had to live in Detroit, I think I'd just drown myself in the river that was across the way. I'm not trying to be mean, but it's just depressing when I go there.

On New Orleans:

There's two cities, like, I don't go out to eat or don't do anything. It's Detroit and New Orleans. New Orleans looks like I'm driving through a third-world country every time I get off the plane. I'm like, 'Oh, flak jacket.' I'm trying to get down. I'm like, 'Ah, crap, I can't carry my gun here. This sucks.'

read more: JARED ALLEN: Hates going to cities of New Orleans and Detroit - Business Insider

FinSaint · 02-20-2016, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by SloMotion

what did he do so much in the community? I'm curious, never really heard of him doing much, #shrug. Yeah, he probably visited a school or something and did the Play 60 commercial with the rest of the guys, but did he really do that much?

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Naturally, what he said about Detroit and New Orleans wasn't called for even if he really feels that way, but in general most of his verbal pokes were in jest.

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WhoDat!656 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 16,001	Re: Jared Allen rides off into the sunset ... and hopefully off a cliff! Originally Posted by RaginCajun83 yet another reason why Slo fits in around here, he has even more hate for the Mullet King than us Saints fans do Its understandable; he had to see that ugly mug twice a year! SloMotion likes this.

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SloMotion 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,776 Blog Entries: 15	Re: Jared Allen rides off into the sunset ... and hopefully off a cliff! Originally Posted by FinSaint All I'm going to say is that the NFL lost a great colorful character, who followed the rules, never hurt his team and did lots of good in the community. I hope he retires in the purple. Yeah, we certainly love our colorful characters, ... what did he do so much in the community? I'm curious, never really heard of him doing much, #shrug. Yeah, he probably visited a school or something and did the Play 60 commercial with the rest of the guys, but did he really do that much? He shoulda' retired a Viking though, agreed. This is what I'll always remember the big, colorful lug for: Stay Classy, Jared! Originally Posted by Ariel Sanders, Business Insider Sports On Detroit: I don't like going to Detroit. I'll be honest. It's gloomy. It sucks. Everything is brown and then there is snow on the ground. There's, like, brownstones everywhere and I'm like, 'Awesome.' I don't know, I couldn't do it. If I had to live in Detroit, I think I'd just drown myself in the river that was across the way. I'm not trying to be mean, but it's just depressing when I go there. On New Orleans: There's two cities, like, I don't go out to eat or don't do anything. It's Detroit and New Orleans. New Orleans looks like I'm driving through a third-world country every time I get off the plane. I'm like, 'Oh, flak jacket.' I'm trying to get down. I'm like, 'Ah, crap, I can't carry my gun here. This sucks.' read more: JARED ALLEN: Hates going to cities of New Orleans and Detroit - Business Insider

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FinSaint Site Donor 2015 Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Finland... formerly Southern Virginia Posts: 4,955	Re: Jared Allen rides off into the sunset ... and hopefully off a cliff! Originally Posted by SloMotion what did he do so much in the community? I'm curious, never really heard of him doing much, #shrug. Yeah, he probably visited a school or something and did the Play 60 commercial with the rest of the guys, but did he really do that much? Home - Homes For Wounded Warriors Jared Allen's Homes for Wounded Warriors Our mission is to provide financial assistance and support to our injured United States military veterans by building and remodeling handicap accessible homes to suit their individual needs one wounded warrior at a time. Naturally, what he said about Detroit and New Orleans wasn't called for even if he really feels that way, but in general most of his verbal pokes were in jest.

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