Think you're a sports fan?

TallySaint · 08-04-2005, 03:24 PM

Updated: Aug. 4, 2005, 12:42 PM ET

Wife wanted to cuddle; hubby wanted to watch sports

PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

CheramieIII · 11-13-2005, 01:06 PM

I guess he won't have to cuddle after sex now!!!!!!

BlackandBlue · 11-18-2005, 05:31 PM

What a frigging low-life. I agree, he deserves to die.

Let me get this straight- you have sex with your wife, she wants to cuddle (which is normal practice for females), but since you wanted to watch sports, you take a claw-hammer to her 70 times?

I'd love 5 minutes alone with this ****

iceshack149 · 11-19-2005, 08:33 AM

I'd love 5 minutes alone with this ****

He didn't cuddle with his wife, what makes you think that he'll cuddle with you?

JOESAM2002 · 11-19-2005, 03:16 PM

He didn't cuddle with his wife, what makes you think that he'll cuddle with you?

Now that's just to f~n funny. How'd you like that big guy? LMAO!

08-04-2005, 03:24 PM	#1
TallySaint 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Tallahassee Posts: 1,367	Think you're a sports fan? Updated: Aug. 4, 2005, 12:42 PM ET Wife wanted to cuddle; hubby wanted to watch sports PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer. Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had. "The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant." Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment. He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed. Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

11-13-2005, 01:06 PM	#2
CheramieIII Fan Since 1967 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Nomad Posts: 7,487 Blog Entries: 3	RE: Think you I guess he won't have to cuddle after sex now!!!!!!

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BlackandBlue Kinder, gentler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dirty south Posts: 3,889	RE: Think you What a frigging low-life. I agree, he deserves to die. Let me get this straight- you have sex with your wife, she wants to cuddle (which is normal practice for females), but since you wanted to watch sports, you take a claw-hammer to her 70 times? I'd love 5 minutes alone with this ****

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11-19-2005, 08:33 AM	#4
iceshack149 1000 Posts + Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Fairbanks, AK Posts: 4,258 Blog Entries: 1	I'd love 5 minutes alone with this **** He didn't cuddle with his wife, what makes you think that he'll cuddle with you?

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JOESAM2002 1000 Posts + Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: CRYSTAL BEACH TEXAS Posts: 4,100	He didn't cuddle with his wife, what makes you think that he'll cuddle with you? Now that's just to f~n funny. How'd you like that big guy? LMAO!