I'm pretty sure I'm on Ignore so have fun!! Feel Free To Improve It L-O-L OH-OO!

With all due respect to Boz Scaggs

The Guido Shuffle

Guido missed the mark all ways on Gold and Black
But that wasn't all he missed, we all wish he wasn't comin' back
At a 'His Saints" bar in his dad's old car, he's such a joke
Just long enough for him to grab the handle of his yoke.......
Next stop, go to town, Guido put the K-Y down, let it stroke
He said, "One more insult oughta get it
One last tug 'fore he quit it
"One more jerk!!! for the LO-OO-AD"
Guido, L-O-L OH-OO!
He thinks he's funny, he lives for the show
Guido's nuthin but a-narcissistic hoe
Oh Guido!, L-O-L OH-OO!
He said, "More Movin The Chains" oughta get it
One last insult 'fore he quit it
One more for the ro-ooooad"
Guido be runnin', havin' great big fun until he got the note
Saying, "Shove the 54 Fairlane 500" 'cause it's such a joke
He be makin' like a moron headin' for the ticket line, goin' for broke
Sayin', "One more HASHTAG oughta do it
"I run This Group, ain't nothin' to it"
One more for the road"
Guido, L-O-L OH-OO!
He's not funny, he's not the show
Guido's an a-hole' on Black And Gold
Oh Guido!, L-O-L OH-OO!
"One more ignore ought to get 'IM
One last f*ck you, then we quit 'IM
One more for the Boo-oooo-ard"
Guido, L-O-L OH-OO!
He's not funny, he's not the show
Guido's a-loser' we all know Oh
Guido, L-O-L OH-OO!
"We all know he'll never get it"