SmashMouth

SmashMouth

SmashMouth

skymike

Congratulations, Noog-Man!
You're life is about to get so much more interesting and fun.
You know? My avatar is not a fantasy character. It's me.
I lost 80 lbs after my wife checked out, got the muscle back, picked up the
guitar again, saw the world, & yes, I put the dinghy in numerous houston
area women, many of them half my age. I actually had to put the brakes
on , because it got to where I didnt know where I was in the
morning, nor would I always remember which houston area woman was lying
beside me. Once, I went to embrace black-haired Miss X petite form, when suddenly my arm was blocked by enormous DDD-bosoms. "Whoops, thats not Miss X, this, is obviously long blonde haired (and enormous bosomed) Miss Y. During my Ho period, (ended by current tall blonde) I did not have a girlfriend. I had a "route." Miss X literally referred to herself as "your Tuesday girl."

I tell you this, because:
1. As a man, it is normal to want to tell all about one's romantic life.
2. THIS CAN AND WILL BE YOU. So my point is, aside from the boasting,
you may take a moment to reflect upon said "wife," and your history with her, etc, etc. yadda. Scroll thru memory lane as quickly as possible, because you and your Jean-Seauxn are going to need to get back up to speed -- and you'll be in hyperdrive-- there is much work to be done and little time, so chop! chop! And then, in a short time, you'll have news for your lame duck. For now ENJOY THE RIDE AND HANG ON !

-- This whole episode is really God going through the process of getting you
an UPGRADE.

ps. The Daddy Complex is more prevalent (and more likely to kill you) than omicron.

* Visit the Daddy Complex/Omicron Information Center for resources *

skymike

New Years dont excite me anymore, now that we live in this awful time
we used to call The Future. I hate it. My personal life is great.
But the place we're in in History is like the Michael McDonald Era of the
Doobie Brothers. The fact that I invoke Doobie Brothers, shows my
incompatibility with current culture.

I'm only here, because the DeLorean broke.

neugey

I'd pay good money for someone to say this to Fauci's face just to see his reaction.


I'm almost 50 and sowed some wild oats during the first divorce, in the Myspace era. I don't need to do some of wild crap I did back then all over again - and I could recount some of the stories but I also am a humble guy at heart and like to keep those stories close to the vest (this is the internet, after all). But with age comes more confidence, so given the opportunity I'll be more effective with the shots I do take.

Rugby Saint II

Good luck everybody with 2022. It looks like we could all use a little luck this year.

saintfan

Ah, yes, the sus chord. I couldn't resist.

ReillyBhoy

Happy new year from Glasgow, Scotland !

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iceshack149

WELCOME ReillyBhoy!
I hope you enjoy this site as much as I do.