Happy New Year to all Who Dats!

skymike · 01-02-2022, 06:21 AM

Originally Posted by neugey

My new years resolution is to put my dick in another woman in 2022 - and if my current wife finds out, then so be it.

Congratulations, Noog-Man!
You're life is about to get so much more interesting and fun.
You know? My avatar is not a fantasy character. It's me.
I lost 80 lbs after my wife checked out, got the muscle back, picked up the
guitar again, saw the world, & yes, I put the dinghy in numerous houston
area women, many of them half my age. I actually had to put the brakes
on , because it got to where I didnt know where I was in the
morning, nor would I always remember which houston area woman was lying
beside me. Once, I went to embrace black-haired Miss X petite form, when suddenly my arm was blocked by enormous DDD-bosoms. "Whoops, thats not Miss X, this, is obviously long blonde haired (and enormous bosomed) Miss Y. During my Ho period, (ended by current tall blonde) I did not have a girlfriend. I had a "route." Miss X literally referred to herself as "your Tuesday girl."

I tell you this, because:
1. As a man, it is normal to want to tell all about one's romantic life.
2. THIS CAN AND WILL BE YOU. So my point is, aside from the boasting,
you may take a moment to reflect upon said "wife," and your history with her, etc, etc. yadda. Scroll thru memory lane as quickly as possible, because you and your Jean-Seauxn are going to need to get back up to speed -- and you'll be in hyperdrive-- there is much work to be done and little time, so chop! chop! And then, in a short time, you'll have news for your lame duck. For now ENJOY THE RIDE AND HANG ON !

-- This whole episode is really God going through the process of getting you
an UPGRADE.

ps. The Daddy Complex is more prevalent (and more likely to kill you) than omicron.

* Visit the Daddy Complex/Omicron Information Center for resources *

01-02-2022, 06:21 AM	#12
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: Happy New Year to all Who Dats! Originally Posted by neugey My new years resolution is to put my dick in another woman in 2022 - and if my current wife finds out, then so be it. Congratulations, Noog-Man! You're life is about to get so much more interesting and fun. You know? My avatar is not a fantasy character. It's me. I lost 80 lbs after my wife checked out, got the muscle back, picked up the guitar again, saw the world, & yes, I put the dinghy in numerous houston area women, many of them half my age. I actually had to put the brakes on , because it got to where I didnt know where I was in the morning, nor would I always remember which houston area woman was lying beside me. Once, I went to embrace black-haired Miss X petite form, when suddenly my arm was blocked by enormous DDD-bosoms. "Whoops, thats not Miss X, this, is obviously long blonde haired (and enormous bosomed) Miss Y. During my Ho period, (ended by current tall blonde) I did not have a girlfriend. I had a "route." Miss X literally referred to herself as "your Tuesday girl." I tell you this, because: 1. As a man, it is normal to want to tell all about one's romantic life. 2. THIS CAN AND WILL BE YOU. So my point is, aside from the boasting, you may take a moment to reflect upon said "wife," and your history with her, etc, etc. yadda. Scroll thru memory lane as quickly as possible, because you and your Jean-Seauxn are going to need to get back up to speed -- and you'll be in hyperdrive-- there is much work to be done and little time, so chop! chop! And then, in a short time, you'll have news for your lame duck. For now ENJOY THE RIDE AND HANG ON ! -- This whole episode is really God going through the process of getting you an UPGRADE. ps. The Daddy Complex is more prevalent (and more likely to kill you) than omicron. * Visit the Daddy Complex/Omicron Information Center for resources * neugey, SmashMouth and mapcow like this.