12-21-2022, 07:49 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
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Re: Saints fans launch petition asking team to fire Dennis Allen
Originally Posted by Boston Saint
Ok, here's another one...
Sean Payton, Andy Reid, Vince Lombardi, Bill Belichick, and Dennis Allen walk into a Bourbon street bar.
The bartender says, "Whoa fellas, you have to show us a Super Bowl Championship ring to drink alcohol at this bar"!
Payton shows his ring and says, "I called "Ambush, I'll have a hurricane".
Reid shows his ring and says "I've already got one with Mahomes and more sure to come. Another Hurricane"
Lombardi shows one of his rings and says "They named the trophy after me! Hurricane as well"
Bill pulls up his hoodie, holds up both hands and shows them all off. "Hurricane sounds good" he says.
The bartender, Impressed with the show of jewelry turns to Allen expectantly and says, "What'll you have?".
Allen says "I'll have a Diet Coke. After this season I'm just the Uber driver".
It's too long. Just stick to the one liners that have Allen and Belichick in the same sentence.
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