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Sinner 10-22-2023 05:20 PM

Re: Evaluating Coaches
 
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Originally Posted by Danno (Post 984191)
You need some new material hoss.

Okay Rosie. Here goes: We have so much talent on this team, it’s just that our quarterback is azzwipe, our receivers run stale routes, Taysom doesn’t get utilized properly, Kamara doesn’t get utilized properly, our kicker misses field goals, our offensive line is weak, our vaunted defense gets gassed when they’re not getting lit up by less than stellar opponents, we commit too many penalties, the refs are against us, we don’t wear proper cleats, and we lack the intensity, consistency and discipline to win games, or at least make them interesting… and there’s that Pete Carmichael fella…

There. Is that better? We need a new Head Coach.

How’s this one… Tell Loomis to take a hike. More to your liking?

mapcow 10-23-2023 11:00 AM

Re: Evaluating Coaches
 
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Originally Posted by Sinner (Post 984193)
Okay Rosie. Here goes: We have so much talent on this team, it’s just that our quarterback is azzwipe, our receivers run stale routes, Taysom doesn’t get utilized properly, Kamara doesn’t get utilized properly, our kicker misses field goals, our offensive line is weak, our vaunted defense gets gassed when they’re not getting lit up by less than stellar opponents, we commit too many penalties, the refs are against us, we don’t wear proper cleats, and we lack the intensity, consistency and discipline to win games, or at least make them interesting… and there’s that Pete Carmichael fella…

There. Is that better? We need a new Head Coach.

How’s this one… Tell Loomis to take a hike. More to your liking?

:beatnik: We need a new Head Coach.... boldly printed on the paper bag hood! :beatnik:

Sinner 10-23-2023 11:28 AM

Re: Evaluating Coaches
 
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Originally Posted by mapcow (Post 984206)
:beatnik: We need a new Head Coach.... boldly printed on the paper bag hood! :beatnik:

“Yeah but it’s not duh eighties…”

Rugby Saint II 10-23-2023 02:03 PM

Re: Evaluating Coaches
 
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Originally Posted by Sinner (Post 984207)
“Yeah but it’s not duh eighties…”

That's right. Saints fans who want to wear a bag should wear plastic bags and discover that they don't bi*** much after a few breaths...or lack of........

Sinner 10-23-2023 02:25 PM

Re: Evaluating Coaches
 
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Originally Posted by Rugby Saint II (Post 984217)
That's right. Saints fans who want to wear a bag should wear plastic bags and discover that they don't bi*** much after a few breaths...or lack of........

A plastic bag won’t do much damage while we’re snoring in it.

Rugby Saint II 10-24-2023 03:14 PM

Re: Evaluating Coaches
 
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Originally Posted by Sinner (Post 984221)
A plastic bag won’t do much damage while we’re snoring in it.

Let's find out! Do you know any Atlanta fans that we could experiment on?
:hott:

Sinner 10-24-2023 04:57 PM

Re: Evaluating Coaches
 
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Originally Posted by Rugby Saint II (Post 984278)
Let's find out! Do you know any Atlanta fans that we could experiment on?
:hott:

You mean the leaders of our Division? *cough…

Rugby Saint II 11-01-2023 04:44 PM

Re: Evaluating Coaches
 
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Originally Posted by Sinner (Post 984287)
You mean the leaders of our Division? *cough…

Good one!:lightsabres:

Pete Carmichael is still calling good games now and then. Maybe he can make it happen a little more often now that he reads the bng. :bng:


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