Sinner

Yep. HERE WE ARE AGAIN, doing the hallucinogenic mathematical scenario calculations, instead of watching a WINNING TEAM go into the “PLAYOFFS?!?!” with confidence. Put the pipe down, Guido.

AsylumGuido

How about this, sinner guy? You be the type of fan you want to be (fair weather) and I'll be the type of fan that I am.

Sinner

I am always a fan. This weather has been bad for quite some time.
You still puffin dat pipe though.

AsylumGuido

I gave up smoking when I got married 36 years ago, some 21 years after I became the very same fan that I am today. I give my full support to my Saints 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 52 weeks a year, and never waver.

vpheughan

Todays unwanted "Guest Biographer" claims....." 36 years ago, some 21 years after I became the very same fan that I am today...seven days a week, 52 weeks a year, and never waver." WAVER? WAVER? ARE YOU KIDDIN US? AFTER ALL THAT TIME AN AUTHENTIC "TRUE FAN" would say: "never WAIVER"!! You are hereby sentenced to having your Fleur De Lis placard removed which leaves you, holding the stick!

AsylumGuido

Hey, smartass, "waver" is a verb that means to be unsteady or indecisive, while "waiver" is a noun that means to give up a right or privilege.

As a "true fan" I never falter, hesitate, and vacillate (ie. waver) when it comes to supporting my Saints.

Saying "never waiver" makes no sense. Learn the meaning of the words, dude.

Missed your meds again?

AsylumGuido

vpheughan

SMARTass? Yes, I am SMART!
You, as usual BRING UP THE REAR!!! SIRIUSLY! (Yes, I did it again!!)
"Defame much?"


"As a "true fan" but can't appreciate a football related PUN? The substitution of WAIVER for WAVER? Not much PUN in your life, is there?

SMART people know "PUNS" when they read them. Those bringing up the rear don't

When your wife embraces her mistakes, she hugs YOU!!!

Here's a few more. "ALL IN PUN OF COURSE"

You're Soooooooo EASY!!!! HAVE PUN! While you suck on more lemons!! GUIDO! HO HO HO HOOOOOO!

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his grinder? He got a little
behind in his work!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
I used to work in a shoe-recycling factory. It was sole-destroying work.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
I’m reading a book about that new restaurant called Karma. There’s no
menu; you get served what you deserve.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them
with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
I knew a guy who collected candy canes. He was always on a mint.
I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a few days off.
I saw an ad for a boat. It said, “OBO.” I thought, “That’s a good price for a
boat!” Then I realized it meant “Or Best Offer.”
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
Why can’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Want to hear a construction joke? Oh, never mind, I’m still working on that
one.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little
tense.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He
will stop at nothing to avoid them.
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. But don’t try it with oranges;
they’re more difficult.

"Your worst enemy, he reflected, was your own nervous system. At any moment the tension inside you was liable to translate itself into some visible symptom." Winston Smith

Sinner

Well, the pipe would have been a good excuse for you. Sorry I misjudged.