JD Brooks

Savant · 11-14-2009, 01:04 AM

Jason David and Aaron Brooks mutant love child. Just imagine: He takes a 10 step drop and hits himself on a slant(which is only completed because he can't cover any one man to man much less himself). He promptly hurls the ball behind himself 15 yards in the other direction for no apparent reason.

This is were it gets good.

He recovers his own fumble but can't make the tackle because he aimed for a phantom third arm. Suddenly an actual football player comes along and stops the madness.

But wait....

...there's offsetting penalties and the down has to be replayed.

This is football hell that not even I could make up.

Euphoria · 11-14-2009, 01:26 AM

I think I am more stupid for reading this now. Are you seriously spending time thinking about Jason David and Aaron Brooks?

RailBoss · 11-14-2009, 02:56 AM

Jason Aeron Walter David - Eerie how similar his middle name is. But you can get counseling to get these guys out of your head. Took me a long time to get Ditka and Has out.

gumbeau · 11-14-2009, 07:29 AM

The kid in Savant's avatar looks like the love child of Gilbert Gottfried and Carrottop.

Ugly has a new definition.

Hey...this is fun.

Savant · 11-14-2009, 08:09 AM

I'm taking my ball and going home

Danno · 11-14-2009, 08:28 AM

Jason David was 1st class at all times and worked his ass off to try and get better.

SmashMouth · 11-14-2009, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by Danno

Jason David was 1st class at all times and worked his ass off to try and get better.

Agreed. Even though sucked, he was a professional. He did have the most interceptions for us last year. I wish him well, and hope we get to play against him somewhere down the line. I can just hear it now .... Meachem for yet another 76 yard TD beating a tired JD.

RailBoss · 11-14-2009, 11:27 AM

Damn, you can't pick on the guys kid he is probably a little Who Dat next generation!

Rugby Saint II · 11-14-2009, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by gumbeau

The kid in Savant's avatar looks like the love child of Gilbert Gottfried and Carrottop.

Ugly has a new definition.

Hey...this is fun.

Oh no you didn"t.....

gumbeau · 11-14-2009, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by RailBoss

Damn, you can't pick on the guys kid he is probably a little Who Dat next generation!

Oh, cry me a river. That brat got smacked by a bushel of ugly sticks. He is a public figure. His picture is on the internet. He is fair game.

Or isn't this the thread were we post rude insults about real people that we have no clue about?

11-14-2009, 01:04 AM	#1
Savant 100th Post Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 275	JD Brooks Jason David and Aaron Brooks mutant love child. Just imagine: He takes a 10 step drop and hits himself on a slant(which is only completed because he can't cover any one man to man much less himself). He promptly hurls the ball behind himself 15 yards in the other direction for no apparent reason. This is were it gets good. He recovers his own fumble but can't make the tackle because he aimed for a phantom third arm. Suddenly an actual football player comes along and stops the madness. But wait.... ...there's offsetting penalties and the down has to be replayed. This is football hell that not even I could make up.
Savant 100th Post Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 275

11-14-2009, 01:26 AM	#2
Euphoria 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Hollywood, CA Posts: 7,601 Blog Entries: 5	Re: JD Brooks I think I am more stupid for reading this now. Are you seriously spending time thinking about Jason David and Aaron Brooks?

11-14-2009, 02:56 AM	#3
RailBoss 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: South Of The Mason Dixon Line Posts: 7,113	Re: JD Brooks Jason Aeron Walter David - Eerie how similar his middle name is. But you can get counseling to get these guys out of your head. Took me a long time to get Ditka and Has out.

11-14-2009, 07:29 AM	#4
gumbeau Where Y'at? Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Republic of Texas Posts: 519	Re: JD Brooks The kid in Savant's avatar looks like the love child of Gilbert Gottfried and Carrottop. Ugly has a new definition. Hey...this is fun.

11-14-2009, 08:09 AM	#5
Savant 100th Post Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 275	Re: JD Brooks I'm taking my ball and going home
Savant 100th Post Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 275

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11-14-2009, 08:28 AM	#6
Danno Truth Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Spanish Fort, AL (via NO and B/R) Posts: 24,720	Re: JD Brooks Jason David was 1st class at all times and worked his ass off to try and get better.

11-14-2009, 09:24 AM	#7
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,127 Blog Entries: 29	Re: JD Brooks Originally Posted by Danno Jason David was 1st class at all times and worked his ass off to try and get better. Agreed. Even though sucked, he was a professional. He did have the most interceptions for us last year. I wish him well, and hope we get to play against him somewhere down the line. I can just hear it now .... Meachem for yet another 76 yard TD beating a tired JD.

11-14-2009, 11:27 AM	#8
RailBoss 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: South Of The Mason Dixon Line Posts: 7,113	Re: JD Brooks Damn, you can't pick on the guys kid he is probably a little Who Dat next generation!

11-14-2009, 12:09 PM	#9
Rugby Saint II Bounty Money $$$ Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5800 Airline Dr. Metairie, LA. Posts: 24,052	Re: JD Brooks Originally Posted by gumbeau The kid in Savant's avatar looks like the love child of Gilbert Gottfried and Carrottop. Ugly has a new definition. Hey...this is fun. Oh no you didn"t.....

11-14-2009, 12:13 PM	#10
gumbeau Where Y'at? Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Republic of Texas Posts: 519	Re: JD Brooks Originally Posted by RailBoss Damn, you can't pick on the guys kid he is probably a little Who Dat next generation! Oh, cry me a river. That brat got smacked by a bushel of ugly sticks. He is a public figure. His picture is on the internet. He is fair game. Or isn't this the thread were we post rude insults about real people that we have no clue about?