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Originally Posted by skymike (Post 183605)

I agree, but in their defense, it was so crowded, it is physically difficult for them to pass through. One thing when we're talking about service. Cleavage is less important to me than a smile. When we did get service, it was friendly and helpful.
Keep in mind, I spent several years in a produce dept, so I know what its like dealing with *****ing customers--- I never want to be like that. I hate people that ***** out the help and write nasty letters. But... sometimes....

I deal with people that ***** all day long so I go out my way to not act like that as well, was just serving up a suggestion so things run a little bit smoother cause the crowds are not going to get any smaller from this point on out this season. They are friendly, just you have to flag them down sometimes

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Originally Posted by RaginCajun83 (Post 183613)

btw, its time to upgrade the avatar????? woooooooooo!

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^

Yeah I know .. I didn't get home till late last night, the update is going down tonight LOL

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Yesterday at BW3 on the Grand Parkway just south of 1093 (Katy) the crown was maybe 25% Saints fans, but you would swear it was all us when it came to cheering. And, when the Saints won, the manager even played "When the Saints Go Marching In" over the restaurant's PA system. I always feel welcome AND appreciated there on gameday.

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Originally Posted by daviddrake2 (Post 183669)

Welcome aboard DD, and every sportsbar I've ever been, the WhoDats were easily the loudest, I know. So there you go, Yats, yet another hangout for Saints fans to congregate. 1093 Farm is the end western end of Westheimer, for those of you new to here.

ok, boys and girls, be good, brush your teeth, dont get tattoos. The Classic Condom Story is just 3 hours away.
I'm watching to see if you are good or bad.

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I know when you're sleeping, so be good. Clean your room, and leave your ___ alone. Or else you wont get the Famous Condom Story --- coming in 2 hours.

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just one more hour to story time! I know you can be good. Do your homework, be polite, & dont listen to rap. Only good boys and girls get to hear the Condom Story.

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Who is telling the story. You or the condom?

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Thank you FF for bringing your Ho Ho Ho's.

Ok. Before we begin festivities, for those of you picking up the end of the thread. Woodrow’s has done a fine job of correcting a few problems, and remains a great place to catch the game amongst WhoDats.

Due to complaints regarding the alleged lack of entertainment value of this thread, I will now add value to its content.

And now….. its story time!!!!!!
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I present to you… The classic, now famous, Condom Story:

One night prior to an evening with someone I knew I didn’t want having my children, I stopped into a convienience store in Tomball, TX. to buy some protection. I have no idea what the people in the store were doing, or why, but I am NOT exaggerating:

So I waited my turn in line, and pointed to the blue box on the wall, "I’ll just have one of those packs of condoms please….
The Lady behind the counter gets a huge Chinese Smile,
whaaaaaat?
(thinking, "oh geez, gotta repeat myself now.")just uh… one of those boxes of…um.… (really fast) condoms ! ….
YOU WANT CON-DOOOM??!!"
"Uh, yes maam, just uh, ..that blue…. box there…will be… fine thank you"
OK, I GET YOU CONDOM!!!
yes, ok, thank you
"YOU WANT THIS COOOON-DOOOM??!!"
"uh, yes, yes maam, I’ll just take that, how much do I owe?"
"OR YOU WANT THIS COOOOON-DOOOM??!!"
"no, no maam, the light blue box, please, ok, yes thank you "
" THIS ONE??!!"
"yes… yes, that will be fine.... I’ll just take that and...

People, I am not exaggerating. I have no idea what they were doing. So lets continue:

(after thinking a minute)
"uh, excuse me maam, could I go ahead and get one more box of …."
"WHAAAAAT??!!
...yes, um... please... just....(pointing weakly)
YOU WANT MOOOOA COOONDOOOOM???!!"
-------------Chinese Smile doubles in size----------------
"HOW MANY CONDOM YOU NEEEEEEEEEED???!!"
ah.. ju... , just that other box, please… yes, ok…

--- Now Papa Chinese Dude is smiling an extra large Chinese Smile too, and chimes in, but his idea gets very lost in the translation:
"OH YOU GONNA MAKE BABY TONITE!!!!!"
(my voice trailing off) "well, actually, trying not to, but uh… ok….lets just...
Mrs. Chinese Lady: "YOU NEED MOA CONDOM !!!!!
yes, thank you... I'll just pay for...
O----KAAAAAY HERE YOU COOOOONDOOOOMMMM THANKK YOUUU VERYMUCH!!! !!"

Anyone else but me would have sued them. I laughed till I cried on the way over to where I went. No idea what they were doing or why, or why they knew they could get away with it on me. Can you imagine if a woman was buying feminine products?

For all the embarrassment in the store that evening, stopping there and making that purchase ended up being one of the better decisions of my life.