Unknown Who Dat found!!! J/K
 

From the Times Picayune 12/15/09{Meant to be a joke}

William Aloyicious "Blue Dat" Harris has inspired a nation. His appearance on National television, undaunted when his absolute favorite team in the world was seemingly on the ropes is a message of tenacity and perservernce to us all.

Bill was located on his Yacht sportfishing off the coast of Monte Carlo, the SS Fleur De Lis. When asked, how it felt to inspire a nation of millions, he said with an oddly Aristocratic British Accent "It is an interesting conundrum that presents itself here today. The petroleum reserves are plummeting, global warming either is or isn't an issue, obesity is striking our kids at an alarming rate, there is a war in Afghanistan but all of that, sadly is meaningless to me right now as my favorite sports franchise is 13-0!!! Now, the lot of you be off."

It was at this point that Bill bit the head off of a live catfish and took a swig of a warm Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer.

William Aloyicious "Blue Dat" Harris, a mystery and an inspiration to us all



This is too funny...lol...so his name is Bill

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I'm calling :bs: ... Link?

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Its kinda meant as humor....

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I think they did find the guy but the article is a joke

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I think the British and teeth comment gave it away.

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Wow there've been some unfunny "jokes" posted here lately.

Can we just stick to discussing the Saints?

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Lighten up man ..its all good..if i see something i dont like..i just pass it bye..its no worries

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Watch it... you're treading on thin ice.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/3...7345126e74.jpg

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geez, wound a little tightly are we?

No, we will not stop telling jokes, in fact here's a link to my famous Condom Story--- which isnt a joke, its a true story, and even
you might laugh. I think you need to laugh a little, or perhaps go out on a date, with a girl with questionable morals. know-what-im-sayin?

http://blackandgold.com/saints/22770...terday-10.html
the condom story starts with post #95.

I thought this was hilarious, Strato. I didnt know it was fake, and so I'm sitting here reading this, just totally getting sucked into it. What a dumbass I am. hahahaha.... Im going, "really? He's rich and british?"
sigh. You got me, man.

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For what? I said the jokes were unfunny, I didn't insult the poster himself.

His thread that he just started where he threatened to leave if he didn't stop getting "attacked" was funnier than any of the jokes that have been posted here.....LOL.

But, if it's against the rules, then I'll just start ignoring lame jokes and not comment on them.

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I missed the part where he allegedly said he would leave. Strato isnt going anywhere.

You, however, may get flushed unless you find a way to unwad your panties. Might I suggest saintsreport.com? They have
lots of individuals with unresolved anger problems.

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That was good. LOL

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Frankly, SR.com might be a good alternative for those seeking football conversation. This site is evolving into everything you claim SR.com is...quickly.

I was told to STFU for having an unpopular opinion. Does that sound familiar?

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Where? Were you on a political forum? You know I dont do politics here.

I would not have stood by for that, if I saw it. LB, I've barely seen you lately. Where've you been? I'll go smack somebody.

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No...I was in the Saints forum. The person who did it knows who he is.

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Well think of it this way--- it was one guy.

Where I came from, a whole pack of puberty rejects would gang up
on whoever defied their tourettes infected leader, and see how ugly they could get--- but that was then, and lets deal with now.

It disappoints me when someone who should be rooting for the same team
as me and you, has to go and show their @ss, and pee in our fun pool. I
just dont understand negative people-- maybe I've had too much sex in my life to understand the whole "loser" mentality.

As unpopular opinions go, my own teenage son has some pretty wacky ones, but I listen to him, and if I want him to see things my way, it will have to develop over time with life experience and balanced reason--- not by me beating him over the head and being the Thought Police.

LB, allow me to apologize on behalf of my friends here on the board, if you have had a less than enjoyable time here. You are full of crap, my friend, but I consider you a treasure here. Nobody will flame you on any thread
I am subscribed to, I can guarantee, just like I would have your back if we were sitting in a bar. I hope you continue to post here, and share your ideas, and stories, and celebrate the greatest season ever. We'll deal with the world later.

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Yeah...but it was "the most popular guy" and he said he thought he was speaking for most of the posters when he asked me politely to STFU...and since there was nobody asking him not to speak for them I had to assume he was correct.

I was wondering if I was getting a little too "talkative" anyway...so I decided to just lurk more and talk less.

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LOL @ Mike trying to sound all hard and tough, and stumbling and backpeddling once LB broke it down for him.

Now THAT was funny. :)

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Who elects anyone "popular" here? Oh, I know we got those rep points, which I dont do---I dont even know if mine is good or bad. dont care.

I kind of liked being the bad guy back at my old site. Sometimes even minor clique members would PM me, and say "way to go," but they were
afraid to publicly support me.

...And B.S. about you getting talkative-- you pay the same fee as the rest of us--- oh yeah, we're not paying fees-- so I guess you have the same rights as everybody else to swim in the pool. So, jump in--- give
your two cents worth.

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What the hell are you talking about?
Bless your heart. If I send you some cash, could you get yourself laid?

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You ran your mouth with all that "unwind your panties and head over to SR.com" stuff, then LB stepped in and basically owned you (without even trying).....and you backpeddled.

BTW, the "get laid" insult/joke on the internet is pretty repetitive and overdone.

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Again, as we say in the South, and I mean this in
the most positive way possible, "Bless Your Heart."

LB and I are friends. We're both way to old to "own" anybody, or play
any of that other Dungeons & Dragons business of which you speak.

If you are old enough to drive, perhaps some fresh air is in order. Or
in "ownage" language--- "dude, just stop."

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Now, Now children. Let's save all these fightin words for the cowgirls on Saturday. We're all Saints Fans here and until the Obamanites take over the country we all still have free speech. Some of it may not be agreeable but hey don't let it upset you unless it's from the opposition.
Now I guess we need to have a beer summit at the dome on Saturday night to iron all this out.

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Mike, your "schtick" might be funny and fresh if I wasn't old enough to drive, actually.

Sadly that's not the case.

By the way, I'm from Louisiana (born and raised), so I'm not sure why you're feeling the need to prep me on "what we say in the south".

And Dungeons and Dragons? Wow, 1996 called...

You might be "too old to own" somebody, but apparently with age doesn't come maturity.

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Beer Summit--- lol!

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Beer Summit .... Sounds like a good idea to me

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By the way, Mike, why are you running your mouth to me as if I'm some newbie, anyway? You might want to look at the "join" dates...I was here 3 years before you.

Just sayin ;).

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Quality. Seriously what are you talking about?

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I have no idea? I've seen him 3 times on 3 threads, each time he was
trolling. --- doesnt even seem to have any unfinished sr biz or history, so your guess is as good as mine???

just some dude, mad about somethin, I guess.

we're gonna get em from time to time.

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We luv u here LB. Typically if someone tells you to STFU you are making a good point. Unless I tell you that then I'm just being a ***** . :mrgreen:

But I wouldn't ever tell you that.

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Mike, are you slow? (Question, not an insult)...

I didn't even know that you existed, yet you felt the need to post this:

If I'm hurting your feelings, then don't run your mouth. Simple.

So quit trying to act like you have no clue why I'd post in your direction. It makes you look silly.

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Geez, Gambler I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, each of the 3 times I've encountered you trolling a thread.

We're not doing this today, and you wont suck me into it, sorry--- I got Christmas shopping.

I'll leave you to continue throwing your "fiery barbs". merry christmas.

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Um......"today"? The only time I've ever replied to you is "today". LMAO. You act like this is some on-going thing between us.

And you've "hurt my feelings" in other threads? Can you show me links to the 2 other threads that I've ever acknowledged your existence in?

Wow...i'm gonna slowly back away....you either have the worst memory in the world, or you are just a moron. Rather than speculate on which one it is (since I already know), I'll just stop.

You won't hear from me anymore, I promise. When the van shows up to take you and your "special" friends to the mall for "fun shopping day", see if the driver will stop off at McDonalds first to pick you up a treat.

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For Gods sake let it go or swap E mails or something GEEZ!!!....:argue:

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I hate this stuff too, Rugby, but you know sometimes you gotta call out a troll publicly, to keep our site nice and clean. And trolling is what our friend The Gambler (who claims he's never seen me-- bull**** see below!) came here to do. Observe the typical posting:

http://blackandgold.com/saints/22803-extra-saints-game-ticket.html#post182392

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGambler (Post 182392) Quote: Originally Posted by Crusader (Post 182203) Forgive me Sean and Drew, for I have sinned. ...(body of joke) ...DB: Don't swear, my son! Where exactly is the funny part in that?

ok not a big thing, just needless negativity, but whatever... carry on:

http://blackandgold.com/saints/22455...tml#post178465

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGambler (Post 178441) Edit this post title...it's false advertising...

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGambler (Post 178441) If the Saints beat the Patriots, and then --- blah blah blah... hair splitting... etc...

Nobody else cared, except you, the Thread Police. But you kept on whining:

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGambler (Post 178465) Can we delete this entire thread?

more hair splitting & demands from the Thread Police.... to which I replied, diplomatically:

Quote:

Originally Posted by skymike (Post 178606) Here, have a praline, and relax a little. How bout some hot cocoa? ...Sure, numerically we could lose it. Numerically, I could develop a glandular problem, grow a horse schlong and steal Kim away from Reggie...

Granted, you did not answer that post, but I have a reaaaaaly hard time believing you have "never heard of me," as you assert earlier in this thread. I'm kind of active around here. Everyone who's "never heard of me" raise your hand.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGambler (Post 184428) You act like this is some on-going thing between us...And you've "hurt my feelings" in other threads?

I didnt touch a nerve with you? Really? Then how come you need to post 4? 5? 6? times in a thread you really have nothing to say, except to troll the OP? Obviously, something has triggered your inner hurt child. "LMAO" really? Im delighted you've finally found that missing funny bone, (weird sense of humor) but I dont believe you. I think I pissed you off.
So then you rant on with more childishness:

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGambler (Post 184428) ....you either have the worst memory in the world, or you are just a moron. Rather than…blah blah… more prissy insults… blah blah lah…Hey everybody, look, I’m an *******… blah blah blah…etc.

Yeah, I said some stuff to you, but lets revisit YOUR FIRST POST IN THE THREAD:

What was the purpose of that? My suggestion is that if you find a thread redundant or silly, simply click out, and go your merry way. No one is charging you, or forcing you to look. You are also welcome to either contribute something positive to the spirit of the thread, or you could STFU. This way you might make some friends here, as I see you have none.

I came here for the good atmosphere, and I will do what I can to keep it that way. Why dont you take your act somewhere else?

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I agree Mike if the thread dont do anything for you..then leave it alone..I put it as a joke..nothing more..he doesnt find it funny....but me and him wont be having a beer anytime soon..lol..

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Gotta know when to hold em and know when to fold em.

:poke:

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yeah, exactly. Simple stuff, you know. Its not like Kenny Rogers was subliminal. You would think a "Gambler" would get him.

wait, there was that one album, where if you play Lucille backwards, it says "sschweempwemp shwewmpwemp fwshwempwemp shwompfumpf."

--which is directed at either me or Charles Manson.
It tells him to kill people.
Its telling me to go out and drive really fast.

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LOL.. wasn't that an Ozzy album? Telling you to bite the head off of a bat?

http://menknowpause.fooyoh.com/menkn...d-off_copy.jpg

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ooh man this is some good stuff in this thread. if i was a SR mod id be issuing about 4 or 5, one month banns. jus kiss and make up. u guy r fussing over nonsense like a bunch of women