Unknown Who Dat found!!!

strato · 12-15-2009, 11:59 AM

From the Times Picayune 12/15/09{Meant to be a joke}

William Aloyicious "Blue Dat" Harris has inspired a nation. His appearance on National television, undaunted when his absolute favorite team in the world was seemingly on the ropes is a message of tenacity and perservernce to us all.

Bill was located on his Yacht sportfishing off the coast of Monte Carlo, the SS Fleur De Lis. When asked, how it felt to inspire a nation of millions, he said with an oddly Aristocratic British Accent "It is an interesting conundrum that presents itself here today. The petroleum reserves are plummeting, global warming either is or isn't an issue, obesity is striking our kids at an alarming rate, there is a war in Afghanistan but all of that, sadly is meaningless to me right now as my favorite sports franchise is 13-0!!! Now, the lot of you be off."

It was at this point that Bill bit the head off of a live catfish and took a swig of a warm Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer.

William Aloyicious "Blue Dat" Harris, a mystery and an inspiration to us all

This is too funny...lol...so his name is Bill

SmashMouth · 12-15-2009, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by strato

From the Times Picayune 12/15/09

William Aloyicious "Blue Dat" Harris has inspired a nation. His appearance on National television, undaunted when his absolute favorite team in the world was seemingly on the ropes is a message of tenacity and perservernce to us all.

Bill was located on his Yacht sportfishing off the coast of Monte Carlo, the SS Fleur De Lis. When asked, how it felt to inspire a nation of millions, he said with an oddly Aristocratic British Accent "It is an interesting conundrum that presents itself here today. The petroleum reserves are plummeting, global warming either is or isn't an issue, obesity is striking our kids at an alarming rate, there is a war in Afghanistan but all of that, sadly is meaningless to me right now as my favorite sports franchise is 13-0!!! Now, the lot of you be off."

It was at this point that Bill bit the head off of a live catfish and took a swig of a warm Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer.

William Aloyicious "Blue Dat" Harris, a mystery and an inspiration to us all

This is too funny...lol...so his name is Bill

I'm calling

... Link?

strato · 12-15-2009, 03:37 PM

Its kinda meant as humor....

cargojon · 12-15-2009, 03:51 PM

I think they did find the guy but the article is a joke

foreverfan · 12-15-2009, 04:12 PM

I think the British and teeth comment gave it away.

TheGambler · 12-15-2009, 04:37 PM

Wow there've been some unfunny "jokes" posted here lately.

Can we just stick to discussing the Saints?

strato · 12-15-2009, 05:03 PM

Lighten up man ..its all good..if i see something i dont like..i just pass it bye..its no worries

foreverfan · 12-15-2009, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by TheGambler

Wow there've been some unfunny "jokes" posted here lately.

Can we just stick to discussing the Saints?

Watch it... you're treading on thin ice.

skymike · 12-15-2009, 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by TheGambler

Wow there've been some unfunny "jokes" posted here lately.

Can we just stick to discussing the Saints?

geez, wound a little tightly are we?

No, we will not stop telling jokes, in fact here's a link to my famous Condom Story--- which isnt a joke, its a true story, and even
you might laugh. I think you need to laugh a little, or perhaps go out on a date, with a girl with questionable morals. know-what-im-sayin?

http://blackandgold.com/saints/22770...terday-10.html
the condom story starts with post #95.

I thought this was hilarious, Strato. I didnt know it was fake, and so I'm sitting here reading this, just totally getting sucked into it. What a dumbass I am. hahahaha.... Im going, "really? He's rich and british?"
sigh. You got me, man.

TheGambler · 12-15-2009, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

Watch it... you're treading on thin ice.

For what? I said the jokes were unfunny, I didn't insult the poster himself.

His thread that he just started where he threatened to leave if he didn't stop getting "attacked" was funnier than any of the jokes that have been posted here.....LOL.

But, if it's against the rules, then I'll just start ignoring lame jokes and not comment on them.

12-15-2009, 11:59 AM	#1
strato Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: "Little Ole Town in Tejas" Posts: 7,586	Unknown Who Dat found!!! J/K From the Times Picayune 12/15/09{Meant to be a joke} William Aloyicious "Blue Dat" Harris has inspired a nation. His appearance on National television, undaunted when his absolute favorite team in the world was seemingly on the ropes is a message of tenacity and perservernce to us all. Bill was located on his Yacht sportfishing off the coast of Monte Carlo, the SS Fleur De Lis. When asked, how it felt to inspire a nation of millions, he said with an oddly Aristocratic British Accent "It is an interesting conundrum that presents itself here today. The petroleum reserves are plummeting, global warming either is or isn't an issue, obesity is striking our kids at an alarming rate, there is a war in Afghanistan but all of that, sadly is meaningless to me right now as my favorite sports franchise is 13-0!!! Now, the lot of you be off." It was at this point that Bill bit the head off of a live catfish and took a swig of a warm Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer. William Aloyicious "Blue Dat" Harris, a mystery and an inspiration to us all This is too funny...lol...so his name is Bill
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12-15-2009, 02:56 PM	#2
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 38,123 Blog Entries: 29	Re: Unknown Who Dat found!!! Originally Posted by strato From the Times Picayune 12/15/09 William Aloyicious "Blue Dat" Harris has inspired a nation. His appearance on National television, undaunted when his absolute favorite team in the world was seemingly on the ropes is a message of tenacity and perservernce to us all. Bill was located on his Yacht sportfishing off the coast of Monte Carlo, the SS Fleur De Lis. When asked, how it felt to inspire a nation of millions, he said with an oddly Aristocratic British Accent "It is an interesting conundrum that presents itself here today. The petroleum reserves are plummeting, global warming either is or isn't an issue, obesity is striking our kids at an alarming rate, there is a war in Afghanistan but all of that, sadly is meaningless to me right now as my favorite sports franchise is 13-0!!! Now, the lot of you be off." It was at this point that Bill bit the head off of a live catfish and took a swig of a warm Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer. William Aloyicious "Blue Dat" Harris, a mystery and an inspiration to us all This is too funny...lol...so his name is Bill I'm calling ... Link?

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foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Unknown Who Dat found!!! Originally Posted by TheGambler Wow there've been some unfunny "jokes" posted here lately. Can we just stick to discussing the Saints? Watch it... you're treading on thin ice.

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skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: Unknown Who Dat found!!! Originally Posted by TheGambler Wow there've been some unfunny "jokes" posted here lately. Can we just stick to discussing the Saints? geez, wound a little tightly are we? No, we will not stop telling jokes, in fact here's a link to my famous Condom Story--- which isnt a joke, its a true story, and even you might laugh. I think you need to laugh a little, or perhaps go out on a date, with a girl with questionable morals. know-what-im-sayin? http://blackandgold.com/saints/22770...terday-10.html the condom story starts with post #95. I thought this was hilarious, Strato. I didnt know it was fake, and so I'm sitting here reading this, just totally getting sucked into it. What a dumbass I am. hahahaha.... Im going, "really? He's rich and british?" sigh. You got me, man.

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TheGambler 500th Post Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 610	Re: Unknown Who Dat found!!! Originally Posted by foreverfan Watch it... you're treading on thin ice. For what? I said the jokes were unfunny, I didn't insult the poster himself. His thread that he just started where he threatened to leave if he didn't stop getting "attacked" was funnier than any of the jokes that have been posted here.....LOL. But, if it's against the rules, then I'll just start ignoring lame jokes and not comment on them.
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