Peyton Manning & God

TheOak · 02-03-2010, 05:45 PM

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven.
When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.
God said: "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton."
Peyton replied: "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in every window, a New Orleans Saints towel.
Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's mine."
WHOOOOOOOO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!

breesfan27 · 02-03-2010, 05:46 PM

Awesome! Proof that God is a Saints fan!

WHO DAT!

BlueNation · 02-03-2010, 05:48 PM

Oh my god. I have heard this joke so many times.

TheOak · 02-03-2010, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by BlueNation

Oh my god. I have heard this joke so many times.

ppssstttt.... whispers.... "it is not a joke"

02-03-2010, 05:45 PM	#1
TheOak 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Cypress Tx. Posts: 19,026	Peyton Manning & God Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. God said: "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton." Peyton replied: "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in every window, a New Orleans Saints towel. Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point Peyton?" "Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's mine." *WHOOOOOOOO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!*
	It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. ~ Henry David Thoreau

02-03-2010, 05:46 PM	#2
breesfan27 Mrs. Drew Brees Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The Who Dat Nation (by way of South Dakota) Posts: 2,276 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Peyton Manning & God Awesome! Proof that God is a Saints fan! WHO DAT!

02-03-2010, 05:48 PM	#3
BlueNation Registered Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 76	Re: Peyton Manning & God Oh my god. I have heard this joke so many times.
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02-03-2010, 05:52 PM	#4
TheOak 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Cypress Tx. Posts: 19,026	Re: Peyton Manning & God Originally Posted by BlueNation Oh my god. I have heard this joke so many times. ppssstttt.... whispers.... "it is not a joke"

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