Saints Revised Schedule

BrooksMustGo · 10-08-2003, 10:33 PM

I saw this somewhere else and made the mistake of trying to take a swallow of pepsi while I was reading it.
Oddly enough, these are the Saints I remember. :casstet:

2003 Revised New Orleans Saints SCHEDULE

September 14................John Curtis High School

21................Cub Scout Troop #101

28................New Orleans Blind Academy

October

5.................Spanish American War Vets

12................Crippled Children's Home

19................The State Mental Hospital

26................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November

2..................Covington Venereal Disease Clinic

9..................Greater St. Stevens Boys Choir

16.................Korean Amputees

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME

December

8.........The CBD Gay Boys Club

** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - When playing polio patients, the Saints must not disconnect knee braces.

2 - When playing the Blind - the Saints cannot hide the ball under their jerseys.

3 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all you

Saints fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.

4 -The Saints will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

5 - The Saints will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time.

6 - The Saints will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.

7 - The Saints will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more,

instead of the usual ten yards.

** NAME CHANGE **

The New Orleans Saints will be changed to the "New Orleans Tampons" as they are only

good for one period and have no second string.

** COACHING CHANGES **

Monica Lewinsky will be named head coach. She will no doubt blow a few, but

she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!

10-08-2003, 10:33 PM	#1
BrooksMustGo 1000 Posts + Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,762	Saints Revised Schedule I saw this somewhere else and made the mistake of trying to take a swallow of pepsi while I was reading it. Oddly enough, these are the Saints I remember. :casstet: 2003 Revised New Orleans Saints SCHEDULE September 14................John Curtis High School 21................Cub Scout Troop #101 28................New Orleans Blind Academy October 5.................Spanish American War Vets 12................Crippled Children's Home 19................The State Mental Hospital 26................Girl Scout Troop # 353 November 2..................Covington Venereal Disease Clinic 9..................Greater St. Stevens Boys Choir 16.................Korean Amputees SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME December 8.........The CBD Gay Boys Club RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR 1 - When playing polio patients, the Saints must not disconnect knee braces. 2 - When playing the Blind - the Saints cannot hide the ball under their jerseys. 3 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all you Saints fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points. 4 -The Saints will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times. 5 - The Saints will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time. 6 - The Saints will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team. 7 - The Saints will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards. NAME CHANGE The New Orleans Saints will be changed to the "New Orleans Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string. COACHING CHANGES Monica Lewinsky will be named head coach. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!