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The talk this morning was the rumor that several New England football players were seen spraying their bodies and uniforms with a foul smelling lubricant just before last night's kickoff.

The New Orleans Saints tackled air last night as they lost to the New England Patriots 27-24. Yeah, I know it's a preseason game, and I'm not going to shake and shiver over the loss, but let's be real here folks. The Saints defense was far from being "swaggerlicious."

The Saints' defense had no hop. No "woo-boppa-woo-boppa-woo-mao-mao." Their lack of closing out and finishing off New England ball carriers was not vintage Saints football.

Preseason football games don't do anything for me anyway. I'm a "game-time" believer. If last night's game was a game that counted, I'd be smacking out some keyboard carnage right about now.
Preseason is for the coaches and the guys looking to win jobs. I'll leave all the "real evaluations" up to the various coaching staffs. These are the games where fans practice some new recipes. Get together with friends and sip some fine liquid.

It's also the time to evaluate those "first dates." You can waste some preseason tickets on a first date. Is she worth taking to a regular season game? Will she be fun to be around? Will she give you a kiss if the Saints win? Does she yell "defense!" when the Saints have the ball? Is she nuttier than a Payday bar? Guys need to learn this kind of stuff now. Not during the regular season.

There is still plenty of time for the Saints to work a few things out.
You guys just need to decide what you would do if she shows up wearing a beer hat.

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