You are officially no longer a Saints fan. You've been excommunicated by a coonass. You now have to pull for Dallas since you live across the Sabine. --I actually thought this part was funny! laughed out loud here.

Try not to be a disloyal spineless fair weather fan that focuses on the negatives. It isn't becoming. ---football smack, ok.. good.

Try to remember nearly all the players remained on the team from last year. Remember??? that Super Bowl thing? --making good points, ok.. good.

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The rest was unnecessary.