I need advice.

Marlboro Man · 05-11-2011, 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by AlaskaSaints

My wife's son comes home from the Marines for a week. He was with us at the game last fall that eliminated the Saints from the playoff. He's a lifetime Seahawks fan, you see, but his Mom is a rabid Saints fan. Well, maybe not... (read on)

He took it easy on me after the Saints' loss, because he knew the TRUTH.

Well, this morning I get up and my wife is on the couch with a cup of coffee...

She's wrapped in a Seahawks fleece throw!

Now, what I need to know is:

Do I just pack up my belongings and leave?
Do I torture her and take everything she's got WHEN I leave?
What do I do with the Marine for bringing FILTH into my home and ruining my marriage?

NOT FUNNY. MY LIFE IS SCARRED FOREVER.

Alaska

divorce her and marry your avatar

foreverfan · 05-13-2011, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

What were your expectations? lol?

Yea... ask Daz about requesting advice from this board.

Originally Posted by Marlboro Man

divorce her and marry your avatar

The dude's in Alaska. They've never seen skin like that before.

My Wife came up with the proper solution but some people may be too cheap...

05-11-2011, 11:15 PM	#1
Marlboro Man 1000 Posts + Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,469	Originally Posted by AlaskaSaints My wife's son comes home from the Marines for a week. He was with us at the game last fall that eliminated the Saints from the playoff. He's a lifetime Seahawks fan, you see, but his Mom is a rabid Saints fan. Well, maybe not... (read on) He took it easy on me after the Saints' loss, because he knew the TRUTH. Well, this morning I get up and my wife is on the couch with a cup of coffee... She's wrapped in a Seahawks fleece throw! Now, what I need to know is: Do I just pack up my belongings and leave? Do I torture her and take everything she's got WHEN I leave? What do I do with the Marine for bringing FILTH into my home and ruining my marriage? NOT FUNNY. MY LIFE IS SCARRED FOREVER. Alaska divorce her and marry your avatar

05-13-2011, 07:46 AM	#2
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by SmashMouth What were your expectations? lol? Yea... ask Daz about requesting advice from this board. Originally Posted by Marlboro Man divorce her and marry your avatar The dude's in Alaska. They've never seen skin like that before. My Wife came up with the proper solution but some people may be too cheap...
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