Well of course. You're proven everything. You've even prove to all us ignoramuses that there is no God. You sir are just too brilliant for the internet. Any chance you will now leave and go somewhere else and dazzle that place with the self-proclaimed wonder that is you?

Please?

This isn't Cantoon's first foray into wonderment. Personally I think it's drugs or a lack of parenting, because very few well-heeled and sober people are this arrogant in the face of the rest of the world trying to tell him what a misinformed person he is, but either way I've seen this before. It's like one too many reruns of the Brady Bunch.

Thank you for leaving no doubt. Keep on going. I beg you to continue. Please do be my guest.

Does this mean you aren't leaving yet?

Uh oh. Canton is about to have to pic which statistic he's going to praise.