Saints formed the group nickleback

The Saints steered a two mile wide asteroid towards Earth causing it to slam into the Earth's surface 60 million years ago, ultimately causing the extinction of most life on the planet, incuding the dinosaurs.

Who would have known?

We were actually aiming for that piece of sludge that would eventually become the Goodell family but we missed. Sadly the radiation morphed things just enough to create Hitler, so we're responsible for WWII I'm afraid.

Sorry for the crusades. Brees couldn't find his helmet, and its only natural that we thought the Muslims took it.

If I were a player they’d have to show me that my actions were full malcontent or malicious in nature. Every tackle I’ve seen is what every NFL player is doing or has done and still doing. If they can’t show me that on film – lawsuit plan and simple

The Saints eat all the McRib's when McDonald's isn't selling them.

The Saints set up Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.

It was the Saints who broke Geraldo's nose in 1988.

They must have had a bounty out on him too.

The Saints planted Yoko into the Beatles circle.
The Saints brought "New Coke" into the world.
Tom Benson invented automated phone answering, therefore the Saints
are responsible for "if you want this, Press One... If you want that Press two."

The Saints told that crazy ex girfriend to run me over with the car.

The Saints signed Justin Bieber to a recording contract.