It was Sean Payton who partnered with Bonnie Parker (aka Bonnie and Sean), not Bonnie and Clyde, as originally reported! ;)

The Saints made Metta World Peace elbow James Harden
The Saints beat Hitman Holla on SMACK/URL
John Mecom betted against the team in 1980 when they went 1-15
The Saints are responsible for today's music sucking
The Saints for closing McKenzies, Canal Villere, Schwegmanns, Woolworths, Gaylords, Pontchartrain Beach, Reed Unit-Fans, Seafood City, Shoe Town and the Lake Forest Plaza
The Saints kept Albert Pujols hitless
The Saints are responsible for the national eyesore called "Skinny Jeans"
The Saints are the reason why Beyonce had the best video of all time. OF ALL TIME!!!!

The Saints are the reason why Waldo needs to be found

The Saints are the reason why Van Halen broke up in '85 and they are to blame for Sammy Hagar becoming the lead singer.

The Saints are the reason behind "The curse of the Bambino"

The Saints built the first wall section of the Berlin Wall

The Saints are the reason why Gorachev had a red spot on his head

The Saints added the subliminal message in Helter Skelter that told Manson to "Do it" (I know, that one is close to crossing the line on humor and just plain wrong)

Sean Payton shot the sherrif...AND he shot the deputy...

and Jonathan Vilma introduced the group to Gary Cherone