Danno

MOONSHINERS TEAM REPORT:
OFFENSE
Brooks-Sucked. Need I say more. Eye-Owning Smiley asss BUST!
Deuce-Disappeared down the stretch for the 3rd straight year! Fat caught from behind BUST!
T-rex-Our best player on O. We’ll regret that. Lost another good one, STUD.
Gash = M*A*S*H*, Hey Grandpa DEPENDS aren’t approved NFL attire. Geriatric BUST!
O-line-They ain’t Kyle Turley-BUST with Bad Hair!
TE-Conwell, Ball dropping BUST, Boo-Can’t block BUST, Hilton-Incredibly Tall BUST!
WR-Horn-Too many drops, Flip Phone BUST
Pathon-Disappearing BUST
Stallworth-Hamstrung BUST
Lewis-Now runs East-West, BUST

DEFENSE
Howard-Injured constantly, Undependable BUST
Sullivan-Coulda had William Joseph, All Time Saints BUST
Grant-UGA BUST and a REACH at #23.
Gravy-Our best D-lineman in years, and we cut him. STUD
Hodge-Injured 10 games-ALL POTENTIAL BUST
Cie Grant-A 240 lb MLB? Should be a safety, “SEE� BUST
Rodgers-Played in the band-GAY RIGHT BRAIN BUST
Bellamy-One good year? Remember David Carr? Interrupted BUST
Tesuky-OVERPAID, 4.3 Second BUST
Thomas-5’-10� Club wearing Seattle reject BUST