What are all these "Assuming" threads about

skymike · 12-05-2012, 07:20 AM

-- which, of course, would transform her into Uncle Bert.... This is pretty much
Reality's equal scenario to us making the playoffs.

So, we've been eliminated, as Drew becomes Aaron Brooks, then, we're forced to return our Super Bown trophy, as if we are part of the NCAA. Then we trade Brees for Tim Tebow, and then somehow in an alternate universe, win the Superbowl, all at the same time.

Meanwhile, the cast of Blackandgold.com remains a stable, mature, cohesive bunch, as other Saints sites fall into civil war. Assuming we fall to Eli Manning this Sunday, next sunday, the home game vs. the Buccaneers could be our last chance to celebrate anything marginally semi-meaningful.

Therefore, I propose we have a big shindig on Bourbon St. Next weekend Saturday night Dec 15--- meet and get to know your fellow blackandgold.com posters, and put a face to the name. We're already the coolest Saints site, and we're already a tight bunch. Im staying off Royal, and should be there all weekend. We can deal with details as it approaches. WHO DAT!

TheOak · 12-05-2012, 07:22 AM

Uncle Ruth!

Crusader · 12-05-2012, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by TheOak

Uncle Ruth!

Aka Babe?

Halo · 12-05-2012, 10:16 AM

Assuming Brees = Brooks.... assuming Baby Ruth was a tranny... assuming we don't make the playoffs and cheer for the Fail-Clowns................

ASSUMING WE'RE STEPPED OUT THE TRANSPORTER INTO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE!

UK_WhoDat · 12-05-2012, 10:16 AM

Cor! Bring it on!
A NFL Multiiverse.
Where crossovers are the norm,

Where is Stan Gee when you want him?

SaintsBro · 12-05-2012, 11:23 AM

Assume the final playoff tiebreaker comes down to COIN TOSS -- and WE WIN!!!!!! We're IN!!!!!!!

saintsfan403 · 12-05-2012, 12:00 PM

Assuming that the NFL imposes new rules that make teams actually assume the identity of their nickname-ie Chicago Bears fielding a team of actual grizzly bears-should the Saints consider changing their name to the Laser Guided Nuclear Salvo?

Budsdrinker · 12-05-2012, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by skymike

-- which, of course, would transform her into Uncle Bert.... This is pretty much
Reality's equal scenario to us making the playoffs.

So, we've been eliminated, as Drew becomes Aaron Brooks, then, we're forced to return our Super Bown trophy, as if we are part of the NCAA. Then we trade Brees for Tim Tebow, and then somehow in an alternate universe, win the Superbowl, all at the same time.

Meanwhile, the cast of Blackandgold.com remains a stable, mature, cohesive bunch, as other Saints sites fall into civil war. Assuming we fall to Eli Manning this Sunday, next sunday, the home game vs. the Buccaneers could be our last chance to celebrate anything marginally semi-meaningful.

Therefore, I propose we have a big shindig on Bourbon St. Next weekend Saturday night Dec 15--- meet and get to know your fellow blackandgold.com posters, and put a face to the name. We're already the coolest Saints site, and we're already a tight bunch. Im staying off Royal, and should be there all weekend. We can deal with details as it approaches. WHO DAT!

How a bout Sunday after the game?

foreverfan · 12-05-2012, 12:57 PM

You forgot....I love you.

TheOak · 12-05-2012, 12:57 PM

I am about to assume we want all the assumption threads merged or gone.

12-05-2012, 07:20 AM	#1
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Assuming Aunt Ruth Grows a Hairy Pair of Testicles -- which, of course, would transform her into Uncle Bert.... This is pretty much Reality's equal scenario to us making the playoffs. So, we've been eliminated, as Drew becomes Aaron Brooks, then, we're forced to return our Super Bown trophy, as if we are part of the NCAA. Then we trade Brees for Tim Tebow, and then somehow in an alternate universe, win the Superbowl, all at the same time. Meanwhile, the cast of Blackandgold.com remains a stable, mature, cohesive bunch, as other Saints sites fall into civil war. Assuming we fall to Eli Manning this Sunday, next sunday, the home game vs. the Buccaneers could be our last chance to celebrate anything marginally semi-meaningful. Therefore, I propose we have a big shindig on Bourbon St. Next weekend Saturday night Dec 15--- meet and get to know your fellow blackandgold.com posters, and put a face to the name. We're already the coolest Saints site, and we're already a tight bunch. Im staying off Royal, and should be there all weekend. We can deal with details as it approaches. WHO DAT! foreverfan, Belair57, OldMaid and 1 others like this.

12-05-2012, 07:22 AM	#2
TheOak 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Cypress Tx. Posts: 19,051	Re: Assuming Aunt Ruth Grows a Hairy Pair of Testicles Uncle Ruth!

12-05-2012, 08:15 AM	#3
Crusader Resident Swede Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Märsta, Sweden Posts: 8,049	Re: Assuming Aunt Ruth Grows a Hairy Pair of Testicles Originally Posted by TheOak Uncle Ruth! Aka Babe?

12-05-2012, 10:16 AM	#4
Halo Site Donor MONTHLY Join Date: May 2002 Location: New Orleans, LA Posts: 20,902 Blog Entries: 45	Re: Assuming Aunt Ruth Grows a Hairy Pair of Testicles Assuming Brees = Brooks.... assuming Baby Ruth was a tranny... assuming we don't make the playoffs and cheer for the Fail-Clowns................ ASSUMING WE'RE STEPPED OUT THE TRANSPORTER INTO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE! saintsfan403 likes this.

12-05-2012, 10:16 AM	#5
UK_WhoDat 1000 Posts + Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Wherever I lay my hat Posts: 4,004	Re: Assuming Aunt Ruth Grows a Hairy Pair of Testicles Cor! Bring it on! A NFL Multiiverse. Where crossovers are the norm, Where is Stan Gee when you want him?

12-05-2012, 11:23 AM	#6
SaintsBro Site Donor Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: in line with my ridiculous CLEAR PLASTIC BAG Posts: 3,650 Blog Entries: 3	Re: Assuming Aunt Ruth Grows a Hairy Pair of Testicles Assume the final playoff tiebreaker comes down to COIN TOSS -- and WE WIN!!!!!! We're IN!!!!!!!

12-05-2012, 12:00 PM	#7
saintsfan403 1000 Posts + Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: WHO DAT NATION Posts: 2,261	Re: Assuming Aunt Ruth Grows a Hairy Pair of Testicles Assuming that the NFL imposes new rules that make teams actually assume the identity of their nickname-ie Chicago Bears fielding a team of actual grizzly bears-should the Saints consider changing their name to the Laser Guided Nuclear Salvo?

12-05-2012, 12:24 PM	#8
Budsdrinker A Cajun Transforming TX Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Woodlands, Texas Posts: 2,787	Re: Assuming Aunt Ruth Grows a Hairy Pair of Testicles Originally Posted by skymike -- which, of course, would transform her into Uncle Bert.... This is pretty much Reality's equal scenario to us making the playoffs. So, we've been eliminated, as Drew becomes Aaron Brooks, then, we're forced to return our Super Bown trophy, as if we are part of the NCAA. Then we trade Brees for Tim Tebow, and then somehow in an alternate universe, win the Superbowl, all at the same time. Meanwhile, the cast of Blackandgold.com remains a stable, mature, cohesive bunch, as other Saints sites fall into civil war. Assuming we fall to Eli Manning this Sunday, next sunday, the home game vs. the Buccaneers could be our last chance to celebrate anything marginally semi-meaningful. Therefore, I propose we have a big shindig on Bourbon St. Next weekend Saturday night Dec 15--- meet and get to know your fellow blackandgold.com posters, and put a face to the name. We're already the coolest Saints site, and we're already a tight bunch. Im staying off Royal, and should be there all weekend. We can deal with details as it approaches. WHO DAT! How a bout Sunday after the game?

12-05-2012, 12:57 PM	#9
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Assuming Aunt Ruth Grows a Hairy Pair of Testicles You forgot....I love you. TheOak likes this.

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