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this is a discussion within the Saints Community Forum; Originally Posted by TheOak It puts the lotion on its hands..... Jimmy! Soften those dick beaters! I would like to thank the US ARMY for educating me with such eloquent alternate verbiage. You just made me proud Oak. That was ...

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Old 08-14-2013, 05:48 PM   #1
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Originally Posted by TheOak View Post
It puts the lotion on its hands.....


Jimmy! Soften those dick beaters!



I would like to thank the US ARMY for educating me with such eloquent alternate verbiage.
You just made me proud Oak. That was a very "urban" like comment. Lol. You know what I want to put in place of urban, but they censor it on here.
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You just made me proud Oak. That was a very "urban" like comment. Lol. You know what I want to put in place of urban, but they censor it on here.
Someone you know is ex military.... That which is on your sling is your weapon, that which is in your pants is your gun, that which is on the end of your wrist is your Peter beater (since Danno doesn't like me saying dick).

First time I used that phrase in front of my wife she spit margarita all over me lol. We were in a restaurant (and married), a recruiter walked into the restaurant in BDU's and put his hands in his pockets.... I mumbled something and my wife asked me what I said .. So I told her... "That recruiter knows better than to have his Richard beaters (since Danno doesn't like me using the word dick) in his pockets. She laughed till she cried.

Profanity doesn't bother me, I'm ex military, work in the oil field; my mother in law lives with me and she is 87, bi-polar, 5 foot nothing 98 lbs and would make an entire Navy bar blush with her language.

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Someone you know is ex military.... That which is on your sling is your weapon, that which is in your pants is your gun, that which is on the end of your wrist is your Peter beater (since Danno doesn't like me saying dick).

First time I used that phrase in front of my wife she spit margarita all over me lol. We were in a restaurant (and married), a recruiter walked into the restaurant in BDU's and put his hands in his pockets.... I mumbled something and my wife asked me what I said .. So I told her... "That recruiter knows better than to have his Richard beaters (since Danno doesn't like me using the word dick) in his pockets. She laughed till she cried.

Profanity doesn't bother me, I'm ex military, work in the oil field; my mother in law lives with me and she is 87, bi-polar, 5 foot nothing 98 lbs and would make an entire Navy bar blush with her language.
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Profanity doesn't bother me, I'm ex military...
Thanks for your service, but arent you a mod here? You should know more than anyone else the value of family-friendliness on the site.

I can cuss, but I dont, because sometimes Im somewhere where you shouldnt cuss. I also dont spit on the sidewalk.

We can probably chat about football without bringing in dicks and peters and bushes (Im from the 70s) and triple penetration and dirty sanchezs. We could probably do that on the rest of the Net. Just a suggestion. Not a demand.
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Old 08-16-2013, 07:45 AM   #6
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Thanks for your service, but arent you a mod here? You should know more than anyone else the value of family-friendliness on the site.

Im for free speech & all that sh*t, but I'm also teaching my kids to replace
curse words with more imaginative metaphors, because you become your habits.
I can cuss, but I dont, because sometimes Im somewhere where you shouldnt cuss. I also dont spit on the sidewalk, or poop in people's yard.

We can probably chat about football without bringing in dicks and peters and bushes (Im from the 70s) and triple penetration and dirty sanchezs. We could probably do that on the rest of the Net. Just a suggestion. Not a demand.
Agreed, and rarely do I attempt to circumvent the profanity filter.... well not so rarely but it's not a common occurrence , especially in this area.

I will not attempt to defend my indefensible action and I deeply regret my blatant vulgarity, if I have offended anyone please accept my apology.

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I will not attempt to defend my indefensible action and I deeply regret my blatant vulgarity, if I have offended anyone please accept my apology.

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naaa... not a big thing... I just wanted to suggest
keeping a bit of the family friendliness, when possible... There will be
times, Im sure, when a little rated R is in order.
Its all good, brotha.
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