The "Slap Ya Mama" red zone is no more

xan · 08-25-2014, 01:06 PM

I heard that there's a new West Virginia barbeque sauce called "Rape yo' Sista/Momma." Clearly regional sensibilities have to be attended to by the NFL. If we don't find domestic violence a problem in LA, why not incest in the Appalachians?

Come on guys, this isn't even a close call.

Jack Vegas · 08-25-2014, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by xan

I heard that there's a new West Virginia barbeque sauce called "Rape yo' Sista/Momma." Clearly regional sensibilities have to be attended to by the NFL. If we don't find domestic violence a problem in LA, why not incest in the Appalachians?

Come on guys, this isn't even a close call.

LOL, please tell me you are kidding.

WHODATINCA · 08-29-2014, 02:16 AM

Originally Posted by Jack Vegas

LOL, please tell me you are kidding.

Nope, he isn't kidding. Neither am I.

As long as we can even remember the scourge of hanging black people in the South -- "Hang A Boy", the white supremacist clothing line, isn't going to be OK, either.

If you think even humorously alluding to slapping your mother is funny -- you are a knuckle-dragger. Domestic violence in the country is a pervasive problem. Our language matters because it can subtlety transmit the approval of discrimination and the perception of inequality.

White people can't call black people the N-word either -- that's just how it is -- maybe you should try to get used to it. I assume you gentlemen here understand why -- and no -- it isn't because some large man might beat the living snot out of you.

Let's see if you can get used to being on the right-side of history and this particular issue.

And, please don't tell me I don't understand -- because I am from New Orleans.

TheOak · 08-29-2014, 05:52 AM

Originally Posted by WHODATINCA

Nope, he isn't kidding. Neither am I.

As long as we can even remember the scourge of hanging black people in the South -- "Hang A Boy", the white supremacist clothing line, isn't going to be OK, either.

If you think even humorously alluding to slapping your mother is funny -- you are a knuckle-dragger. Domestic violence in the country is a pervasive problem. Our language matters because it can subtlety transmit the approval of discrimination and the perception of inequality.

White people can't call black people the N-word either -- that's just how it is -- maybe you should try to get used to it. I assume you gentlemen here understand why -- and no -- it isn't because some large man might beat the living snot out of you.

Let's see if you can get used to being on the right-side of history and this particular issue.

And, please don't tell me I don't understand -- because I am from New Orleans.

Precisely the train of thought that got it banned.

The branding "Slap ya mama" is so absurd you can't interpret it anyway other than humorous. It does not allude yo abusing your mother, if your from South Louisiana then you know even looking at your mother from the side of your eye would get you a world of hurt. It alludes to how delicious her cooking would be if she used the seasoning.... Back slapping, slap on the back good.

But hey... I'm with you, let's ride the train to LunacyVille USA.

These get banned as well. No sense promoting any sort of beat or beet.
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We can proactively take it one step further and from this point on the word "hit" can never be used in regards to anything NFL again. We shall replace it with "spirited contact".

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Seer1 · 08-26-2014, 07:37 AM

Originally Posted by xan

I heard that there's a new West Virginia barbeque sauce called "Rape yo' Sista/Momma." Clearly regional sensibilities have to be attended to by the NFL. If we don't find domestic violence a problem in LA, why not incest in the Appalachians?

Come on guys, this isn't even a close call.

Xan, it's actually "Marry yer Sister/Momma/Grammaw. Totally acceptable condiment for ol' Rog...

08-25-2014, 01:06 PM	#1
xan Professor Crab and Site Donor 2014 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Princeton Posts: 3,372 Blog Entries: 34	Re: The "Slap Ya Mama" red zone is no more I heard that there's a new West Virginia barbeque sauce called "Rape yo' Sista/Momma." Clearly regional sensibilities have to be attended to by the NFL. If we don't find domestic violence a problem in LA, why not incest in the Appalachians? Come on guys, this isn't even a close call. WHODATINCA likes this.

08-25-2014, 01:51 PM	#2
Jack Vegas 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 2,254	Re: The "Slap Ya Mama" red zone is no more Originally Posted by xan I heard that there's a new West Virginia barbeque sauce called "Rape yo' Sista/Momma." Clearly regional sensibilities have to be attended to by the NFL. If we don't find domestic violence a problem in LA, why not incest in the Appalachians? Come on guys, this isn't even a close call. LOL, please tell me you are kidding.
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08-29-2014, 02:16 AM	#3
WHODATINCA Site Donor Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: South Bay Posts: 3,784	Re: The "Slap Ya Mama" red zone is no more Originally Posted by Jack Vegas LOL, please tell me you are kidding. Nope, he isn't kidding. Neither am I. As long as we can even remember the scourge of hanging black people in the South -- "Hang A Boy", the white supremacist clothing line, isn't going to be OK, either. If you think even humorously alluding to slapping your mother is funny -- you are a knuckle-dragger. Domestic violence in the country is a pervasive problem. Our language matters because it can subtlety transmit the approval of discrimination and the perception of inequality. White people can't call black people the N-word either -- that's just how it is -- maybe you should try to get used to it. I assume you gentlemen here understand why -- and no -- it isn't because some large man might beat the living snot out of you. Let's see if you can get used to being on the right-side of history and this particular issue. And, please don't tell me I don't understand -- because I am from New Orleans.
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08-29-2014, 05:52 AM	#4
TheOak 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Cypress Tx. Posts: 19,043	Re: The "Slap Ya Mama" red zone is no more Originally Posted by WHODATINCA Nope, he isn't kidding. Neither am I. As long as we can even remember the scourge of hanging black people in the South -- "Hang A Boy", the white supremacist clothing line, isn't going to be OK, either. If you think even humorously alluding to slapping your mother is funny -- you are a knuckle-dragger. Domestic violence in the country is a pervasive problem. Our language matters because it can subtlety transmit the approval of discrimination and the perception of inequality. White people can't call black people the N-word either -- that's just how it is -- maybe you should try to get used to it. I assume you gentlemen here understand why -- and no -- it isn't because some large man might beat the living snot out of you. Let's see if you can get used to being on the right-side of history and this particular issue. And, please don't tell me I don't understand -- because I am from New Orleans. Precisely the train of thought that got it banned. The branding "Slap ya mama" is so absurd you can't interpret it anyway other than humorous. It does not allude yo abusing your mother, if your from South Louisiana then you know even looking at your mother from the side of your eye would get you a world of hurt. It alludes to how delicious her cooking would be if she used the seasoning.... Back slapping, slap on the back good. But hey... I'm with you, let's ride the train to LunacyVille USA. These get banned as well. No sense promoting any sort of beat or beet. Beats By Dr Dre Studio NFL New Oreans Saint High Definition On E : We can proactively take it one step further and from this point on the word "hit" can never be used in regards to anything NFL again. We shall replace it with "spirited contact". "Jeff, did you see that spirited contact that Gallette had with Matt Ryan!"
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08-26-2014, 07:37 AM	#5
Seer1 Site Donor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Bayou Bayfield CO Posts: 4,722	Re: The "Slap Ya Mama" red zone is no more Originally Posted by xan I heard that there's a new West Virginia barbeque sauce called "Rape yo' Sista/Momma." Clearly regional sensibilities have to be attended to by the NFL. If we don't find domestic violence a problem in LA, why not incest in the Appalachians? Come on guys, this isn't even a close call. Xan, it's actually "Marry yer Sister/Momma/Grammaw. Totally acceptable condiment for ol' Rog...

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