The "Slap Ya Mama" red zone is no more

Utah_Saint · 08-25-2014, 10:07 PM

I just had some Slap Ya Mama on my rice.

I didn't feel like hitting anyone.

Mine must be broken.

Seer1 · 08-26-2014, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by xan

I heard that there's a new West Virginia barbeque sauce called "Rape yo' Sista/Momma." Clearly regional sensibilities have to be attended to by the NFL. If we don't find domestic violence a problem in LA, why not incest in the Appalachians?

Come on guys, this isn't even a close call.

Xan, it's actually "Marry yer Sister/Momma/Grammaw. Totally acceptable condiment for ol' Rog...

Seer1 · 08-26-2014, 12:32 PM

(New York) The National Football League announced today they have copyrighted the phrase, “No Fun League”. According to league sources, they copyrighted the phrase for two main reasons. They first considered doing it in order to increase their revenues even more as the use of this phrase has now come into common use across the fan base. Secondly, their pool of lawyers has become so adept at frivolous lawsuits regarding other copyrighted infringements that the league feels pursuit of damages in this regard will be easier than taking candy from a baby. When asked for comment, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell replied, “If you can’t beat’em, really beat’em.”

On a further note, the league also announced the phrase, “Taking candy from a baby,” is now going to be changed to, “Easy as heck” because it could be construed as promoting domestic violence to some viewers.

brees84 · 08-28-2014, 03:46 PM

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Euphoria · 08-28-2014, 04:38 PM

I thought it was pretty stupid and distracting to begin with.

Beastmode · 08-28-2014, 04:40 PM

There is a lot of potential here for this thing turning into a smashed beehive. Everybody in NO already hates him for one. Now he decides to attack our culture and deem it offensive. Hey RG, somebody just skipped slapping their momma and shot their chest to preserve their brain for research...look in the effin mirror.

Maybe the bees calm down, who knows but if he starts banning shirts or whatever else, that's pure nitrogen on a bonfire.

If he were smart he'd stop at the field endorsement ban . He's not smart.

TheOak · 08-28-2014, 07:56 PM

burningmetal · 08-28-2014, 11:03 PM

These are the same idiots who took phrases like "knock their heads off" literally and suspended the entire gulf south region for it.

They were apparently raised on a planet where everyone is morally perfect and don't know the first thing about slang or sarcasm, or rhetorical statements. CLEARLY this other world must exist, because I have never known anyone in my life who couldn't understand these incredibly simple and harmless sayings.

WHODATINCA · 08-29-2014, 03:16 AM

Originally Posted by Jack Vegas

LOL, please tell me you are kidding.

Nope, he isn't kidding. Neither am I.

As long as we can even remember the scourge of hanging black people in the South -- "Hang A Boy", the white supremacist clothing line, isn't going to be OK, either.

If you think even humorously alluding to slapping your mother is funny -- you are a knuckle-dragger. Domestic violence in the country is a pervasive problem. Our language matters because it can subtlety transmit the approval of discrimination and the perception of inequality.

White people can't call black people the N-word either -- that's just how it is -- maybe you should try to get used to it. I assume you gentlemen here understand why -- and no -- it isn't because some large man might beat the living snot out of you.

Let's see if you can get used to being on the right-side of history and this particular issue.

And, please don't tell me I don't understand -- because I am from New Orleans.

TheOak · 08-29-2014, 06:52 AM

Originally Posted by WHODATINCA

Nope, he isn't kidding. Neither am I.

As long as we can even remember the scourge of hanging black people in the South -- "Hang A Boy", the white supremacist clothing line, isn't going to be OK, either.

If you think even humorously alluding to slapping your mother is funny -- you are a knuckle-dragger. Domestic violence in the country is a pervasive problem. Our language matters because it can subtlety transmit the approval of discrimination and the perception of inequality.

White people can't call black people the N-word either -- that's just how it is -- maybe you should try to get used to it. I assume you gentlemen here understand why -- and no -- it isn't because some large man might beat the living snot out of you.

Let's see if you can get used to being on the right-side of history and this particular issue.

And, please don't tell me I don't understand -- because I am from New Orleans.

Precisely the train of thought that got it banned.

The branding "Slap ya mama" is so absurd you can't interpret it anyway other than humorous. It does not allude yo abusing your mother, if your from South Louisiana then you know even looking at your mother from the side of your eye would get you a world of hurt. It alludes to how delicious her cooking would be if she used the seasoning.... Back slapping, slap on the back good.

But hey... I'm with you, let's ride the train to LunacyVille USA.

These get banned as well. No sense promoting any sort of beat or beet.
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We can proactively take it one step further and from this point on the word "hit" can never be used in regards to anything NFL again. We shall replace it with "spirited contact".

"Jeff, did you see that spirited contact that Gallette had with Matt Ryan!"

08-25-2014, 10:07 PM	#21
Utah_Saint Site Donor 2019 Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Salt Lake City, Utah Posts: 3,521	Re: The "Slap Ya Mama" red zone is no more I just had some Slap Ya Mama on my rice. I didn't feel like hitting anyone. Mine must be broken. hagan714, Seer1, kcsaints and 1 others like this.

08-26-2014, 08:37 AM	#22
Seer1 Site Donor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Bayou Bayfield CO Posts: 4,722	Re: The "Slap Ya Mama" red zone is no more Originally Posted by xan I heard that there's a new West Virginia barbeque sauce called "Rape yo' Sista/Momma." Clearly regional sensibilities have to be attended to by the NFL. If we don't find domestic violence a problem in LA, why not incest in the Appalachians? Come on guys, this isn't even a close call. Xan, it's actually "Marry yer Sister/Momma/Grammaw. Totally acceptable condiment for ol' Rog...

08-26-2014, 12:32 PM	#23
Seer1 Site Donor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Bayou Bayfield CO Posts: 4,722	Re: The "Slap Ya Mama" red zone is no more (New York) The National Football League announced today they have copyrighted the phrase, “No Fun League”. According to league sources, they copyrighted the phrase for two main reasons. They first considered doing it in order to increase their revenues even more as the use of this phrase has now come into common use across the fan base. Secondly, their pool of lawyers has become so adept at frivolous lawsuits regarding other copyrighted infringements that the league feels pursuit of damages in this regard will be easier than taking candy from a baby. When asked for comment, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell replied, “If you can’t beat’em, really beat’em.” On a further note, the league also announced the phrase, “Taking candy from a baby,” is now going to be changed to, “Easy as heck” because it could be construed as promoting domestic violence to some viewers. hagan714, Beastmode and Utah_Saint like this.
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Beastmode 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 9,126	Re: The "Slap Ya Mama" red zone is no more There is a lot of potential here for this thing turning into a smashed beehive. Everybody in NO already hates him for one. Now he decides to attack our culture and deem it offensive. Hey RG, somebody just skipped slapping their momma and shot their chest to preserve their brain for research...look in the effin mirror. Maybe the bees calm down, who knows but if he starts banning shirts or whatever else, that's pure nitrogen on a bonfire. If he were smart he'd stop at the field endorsement ban . He's not smart. hagan714 likes this.
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08-28-2014, 11:03 PM	#28
burningmetal 1000 Posts + Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 3,923 Blog Entries: 3	Re: The "Slap Ya Mama" red zone is no more These are the same idiots who took phrases like "knock their heads off" literally and suspended the entire gulf south region for it. They were apparently raised on a planet where everyone is morally perfect and don't know the first thing about slang or sarcasm, or rhetorical statements. CLEARLY this other world must exist, because I have never known anyone in my life who couldn't understand these incredibly simple and harmless sayings.

08-29-2014, 03:16 AM	#29
WHODATINCA Site Donor Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: South Bay Posts: 3,784	Re: The "Slap Ya Mama" red zone is no more Originally Posted by Jack Vegas LOL, please tell me you are kidding. Nope, he isn't kidding. Neither am I. As long as we can even remember the scourge of hanging black people in the South -- "Hang A Boy", the white supremacist clothing line, isn't going to be OK, either. If you think even humorously alluding to slapping your mother is funny -- you are a knuckle-dragger. Domestic violence in the country is a pervasive problem. Our language matters because it can subtlety transmit the approval of discrimination and the perception of inequality. White people can't call black people the N-word either -- that's just how it is -- maybe you should try to get used to it. I assume you gentlemen here understand why -- and no -- it isn't because some large man might beat the living snot out of you. Let's see if you can get used to being on the right-side of history and this particular issue. And, please don't tell me I don't understand -- because I am from New Orleans.
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08-29-2014, 06:52 AM	#30
TheOak 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Cypress Tx. Posts: 19,027	Re: The "Slap Ya Mama" red zone is no more Originally Posted by WHODATINCA Nope, he isn't kidding. Neither am I. As long as we can even remember the scourge of hanging black people in the South -- "Hang A Boy", the white supremacist clothing line, isn't going to be OK, either. If you think even humorously alluding to slapping your mother is funny -- you are a knuckle-dragger. Domestic violence in the country is a pervasive problem. Our language matters because it can subtlety transmit the approval of discrimination and the perception of inequality. White people can't call black people the N-word either -- that's just how it is -- maybe you should try to get used to it. I assume you gentlemen here understand why -- and no -- it isn't because some large man might beat the living snot out of you. Let's see if you can get used to being on the right-side of history and this particular issue. And, please don't tell me I don't understand -- because I am from New Orleans. Precisely the train of thought that got it banned. The branding "Slap ya mama" is so absurd you can't interpret it anyway other than humorous. It does not allude yo abusing your mother, if your from South Louisiana then you know even looking at your mother from the side of your eye would get you a world of hurt. It alludes to how delicious her cooking would be if she used the seasoning.... Back slapping, slap on the back good. But hey... I'm with you, let's ride the train to LunacyVille USA. These get banned as well. No sense promoting any sort of beat or beet. Beats By Dr Dre Studio NFL New Oreans Saint High Definition On E : We can proactively take it one step further and from this point on the word "hit" can never be used in regards to anything NFL again. We shall replace it with "spirited contact". "Jeff, did you see that spirited contact that Gallette had with Matt Ryan!"
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