We might need to draft the kicker

foreverfan · 03-20-2015, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by burningmetal

Stop stalking us with that girl, FF! Or don't... I don't know what I want anymore, I can't think!

Just adding something more worth thinking about.

SaintGup · 03-21-2015, 03:51 AM

Here's another idea; kick the extra point then move the ball back ten yards to try another one and if you make that, move back another ten to kick and keep going until you miss one. This will be known as 'the big bag o' points'. If it is missed the kicker has to eat a 12oz steak within the 45 second play clock time then down a milk shake through a very narrow straw...this is 'the tuck and suck' rule. If he fails then the opposing special teams can run a play from where the kick was missed from and if they succeed they can take the points OR set the scoreboard back to zero. What do you think?

SloMotion · 03-21-2015, 06:06 AM

"bag o' points",

... anyway, I can see it now, 2 kicking plays (or more) in a row ... there'll be a run on concessions & the restrooms ... stadiums will be running out of beer and the plumbing will burst ... all hell will break loose, JMO ... doesn't anyone ever think about the logistics of these things?

... fricken' NFL, you're losing me!.

hagan714 · 03-21-2015, 07:06 AM

how about this. stop screwing with the game.

what next? a goal post that moves a long the back line with change in direction skills and spin moves?

welcome to the carny that is the nfl.

fans need to chase these idiots out of office.

hagan714 · 03-21-2015, 07:07 AM

oh draft a kicker? i do not see a kicker right now i want.

my guy really choked this year and i did not watch any that impressed me.

sell me on a kicker

WillSaints81 · 03-21-2015, 09:10 PM

I didn't say draft one early.

SloMotion · 03-22-2015, 05:42 AM

Originally Posted by hagan714

... sell me on a kicker

Somebody sign this guy, please.

Kickalicious™ part 2 - Youtube

exiled · 03-23-2015, 02:18 PM

First they steal a team - now they want to steal the game itself.

Mardigras9 · 03-23-2015, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by SaintGup

Here's another idea; kick the extra point then move the ball back ten yards to try another one and if you make that, move back another ten to kick and keep going until you miss one. This will be known as 'the big bag o' points'. If it is missed the kicker has to eat a 12oz steak within the 45 second play clock time then down a milk shake through a very narrow straw...this is 'the tuck and suck' rule. If he fails then the opposing special teams can run a play from where the kick was missed from and if they succeed they can take the points OR set the scoreboard back to zero. What do you think?

We are definitely going to need a different kicker.

vpheughan · 03-24-2015, 11:24 AM

Except on Tuesday, then it's a Royal Fizzbin!

03-20-2015, 10:09 PM	#21
foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Re: We might need to draft the kicker Originally Posted by burningmetal Stop stalking us with that girl, FF! Or don't... I don't know what I want anymore, I can't think! Just adding something more worth thinking about.

03-21-2015, 03:51 AM	#22
SaintGup 500th Post Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: London, England Posts: 580	Re: We might need to draft the kicker Here's another idea; kick the extra point then move the ball back ten yards to try another one and if you make that, move back another ten to kick and keep going until you miss one. This will be known as 'the big bag o' points'. If it is missed the kicker has to eat a 12oz steak within the 45 second play clock time then down a milk shake through a very narrow straw...this is 'the tuck and suck' rule. If he fails then the opposing special teams can run a play from where the kick was missed from and if they succeed they can take the points OR set the scoreboard back to zero. What do you think? jnormand, hagan714, SloMotion and 1 others like this.

03-21-2015, 06:06 AM	#23
SloMotion 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,776 Blog Entries: 15	Re: We might need to draft the kicker "bag o' points", ... anyway, I can see it now, 2 kicking plays (or more) in a row ... there'll be a run on concessions & the restrooms ... stadiums will be running out of beer and the plumbing will burst ... all hell will break loose, JMO ... doesn't anyone ever think about the logistics of these things? ... fricken' NFL, you're losing me!. hagan714 likes this.

03-21-2015, 07:06 AM	#24
hagan714 LB Mentallity Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 15,870 Blog Entries: 68	Re: We might need to draft the kicker how about this. stop screwing with the game. what next? a goal post that moves a long the back line with change in direction skills and spin moves? welcome to the carny that is the nfl. fans need to chase these idiots out of office.

03-21-2015, 07:07 AM	#25
hagan714 LB Mentallity Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 15,870 Blog Entries: 68	Re: We might need to draft the kicker oh draft a kicker? i do not see a kicker right now i want. my guy really choked this year and i did not watch any that impressed me. sell me on a kicker

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Mardigras9 Site Donor 2015 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Land Mass between LA and AL Posts: 4,375	Re: We might need to draft the kicker Originally Posted by SaintGup Here's another idea; kick the extra point then move the ball back ten yards to try another one and if you make that, move back another ten to kick and keep going until you miss one. This will be known as 'the big bag o' points'. If it is missed the kicker has to eat a 12oz steak within the 45 second play clock time then down a milk shake through a very narrow straw...this is 'the tuck and suck' rule. If he fails then the opposing special teams can run a play from where the kick was missed from and if they succeed they can take the points OR set the scoreboard back to zero. What do you think? We are definitely going to need a different kicker.

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