Are You Kidding Me??? Saints Cameron Jordan investigated for nightclub incident.

Marlboro Man · 09-08-2015, 10:43 PM

Probably a Failcons fan coming here to start some trouble before the season starts.

hagan714 · 09-09-2015, 01:18 AM

now for the real questions

1 did he slap just one cheek

2 did he slap both cheeks

3 Did he slap and then squeeze upon impact

all carry different penalties. or....

4 Could this be a retaliatory butt slap after she slapped his?

5 Is the only reason this was reported because the hubby accidentally caught the butt slapping exchange between the two?

my questions is this

6. were numbers exchanged?

Crusader · 09-09-2015, 03:04 AM

Dumb. Just plain dumb to get into a situation like that a week before the season starts.

jeanpierre · 09-09-2015, 04:10 AM

What Coach Payton is thinking...

WTF Cam? Couldn't do this during the slow offseason?

Can't learn from guys like Darren Sharper and Junior Galette?

Now the Politically Correct Action Network is going to set up camp and become a distraction to the whole team this season?!?

Did Loomis need to incorporate a psych eval, profile before the contract extension?

Loomis better start doing it now, because he's a horrible judge of character...

What is it with you guys, Cam?!? Curse of the Big Mo'?!?

With that kind of contract, I mean, C'mon...

Secure a tax write-off in a modest yacht with a dock at West End on Lake Pontchartrain...

Have that tax write-off properly stocked with finest local seafood and best liquors along with an eager, varied Harem...

Call the tax write-off a charity named Cam's Clothes and Caviar for Chicks...

And have that Harem properly vetted and waivered by new attorney friend, Morris Gouldmaker at an affordable retainer...

You stupid Motherrrr ****errrr!!!

skymike · 09-10-2015, 06:29 AM

Originally Posted by jeanpierre

Secure a tax write-off in a modest yacht with a dock at West End on Lake Pontchartrain...

Have that tax write-off properly stocked with finest local seafood and best liquors along with an eager, varied Harem...

Call the tax write-off a charity named Cam's Clothes and Caviar for Chicks...

And have that Harem properly vetted and waivered by new attorney friend, Morris Gouldmaker

- another brilliant post by JP. Excellent, yes... I love this idea. A Saints (Viking Style) Sex Boat. I cant think of anything I'd rather get for christmas.
-- "by boarding this boat, you have consented to sex, touching, and inappropriate language."
-- gentlemen, remove your belts; ladies must drink out of squeeze-bottles in order to avoid cosby/sharper roofie.
-- everyone enters at their own risk of being beaten, screwed, or sprayed (hopefully with champagne.)

--- Do you know how long its been since I've been to a club, except to see my cousin sing? Why do NFL players go to clubs? Could they not get interested in fishing? Youre an NFL player. You could get a girl at the washateria.

skymike · 09-10-2015, 06:53 AM

i get girls at the washeteria.
im not even an NFL player.'
stay out of clubs! you dont need them!

jeanpierre · 09-10-2015, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by skymike

Do you know how long its been since I've been to a club, except to see my cousin sing? Why do NFL players go to clubs? Could they not get interested in fishing? Youre an NFL player. You could get a girl at the washateria.

^^^THIS^^^

SloMotion · 09-09-2015, 05:21 AM

I wanna' see the alleged booty before I come down too hard on the young man,

... I remember them days, sometimes those butts just call to you ... sorta' like as described in Xan's avatar ... doesn't make it right or professional, but just sayin',

.

Trace Adkins - Honky Tonk Badonkadonk - Youtube

Tobias-Reiper · 09-09-2015, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by SloMotion

sometimes those butts just call to you

Yes, they do...
I also want to know, was it a swat, a smack, or a rub down?

I remember them days,

Me too, like this past Monday, or Tuesday...

As for the video, I have to go old school:

Sir Mix-a-Lot - Baby Got Back (Official Video) - YouTube

AsylumGuido · 09-09-2015, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by Tobias-Reiper

Yes, they do...
I also want to know, was it a swat, a smack, or a rub down?

Me too, like this past Monday, or Tuesday...

As for the video, I have to go old school:

Sir Mix-a-Lot - Baby Got Back (Official Video) - YouTube

And yes, I watched it all once again. A classic!

09-08-2015, 10:43 PM	#1
Marlboro Man 1000 Posts + Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,469	Re: Are You Kidding Me??? Saints Cameron Jordan investigated for nightclub incident. Probably a Failcons fan coming here to start some trouble before the season starts.

09-09-2015, 01:18 AM	#2
hagan714 LB Mentallity Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 15,870 Blog Entries: 68	Re: Are You Kidding Me??? Saints Cameron Jordan investigated for nightclub incident. now for the real questions 1 did he slap just one cheek 2 did he slap both cheeks 3 Did he slap and then squeeze upon impact all carry different penalties. or.... 4 Could this be a retaliatory butt slap after she slapped his? 5 Is the only reason this was reported because the hubby accidentally caught the butt slapping exchange between the two? my questions is this 6. were numbers exchanged? CharityMike and SloMotion like this.

09-09-2015, 03:04 AM	#3
Crusader Resident Swede Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Märsta, Sweden Posts: 8,049	Re: Are You Kidding Me??? Saints Cameron Jordan investigated for nightclub incident. Dumb. Just plain dumb to get into a situation like that a week before the season starts.

09-09-2015, 04:10 AM	#4
jeanpierre Site Donor 2018 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Thibodaux Posts: 43,543 Blog Entries: 39	Re: Are You Kidding Me??? Saints Cameron Jordan investigated for nightclub incident. What Coach Payton is thinking... WTF Cam? Couldn't do this during the slow offseason? Can't learn from guys like Darren Sharper and Junior Galette? Now the Politically Correct Action Network is going to set up camp and become a distraction to the whole team this season?!? Did Loomis need to incorporate a psych eval, profile before the contract extension? Loomis better start doing it now, because he's a horrible judge of character... What is it with you guys, Cam?!? Curse of the Big Mo'?!? With that kind of contract, I mean, C'mon... Secure a tax write-off in a modest yacht with a dock at West End on Lake Pontchartrain... Have that tax write-off properly stocked with finest local seafood and best liquors along with an eager, varied Harem... Call the tax write-off a charity named Cam's Clothes and Caviar for Chicks... And have that Harem properly vetted and waivered by new attorney friend, Morris Gouldmaker at an affordable retainer... You stupid Motherrrr ****errrr!!! jnormand likes this.
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09-10-2015, 06:29 AM	#5
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: Are You Kidding Me??? Saints Cameron Jordan investigated for nightclub incident. Originally Posted by jeanpierre Secure a tax write-off in a modest yacht with a dock at West End on Lake Pontchartrain... Have that tax write-off properly stocked with finest local seafood and best liquors along with an eager, varied Harem... Call the tax write-off a charity named Cam's Clothes and Caviar for Chicks... And have that Harem properly vetted and waivered by new attorney friend, Morris Gouldmaker - another brilliant post by JP. Excellent, yes... I love this idea. A Saints (Viking Style) Sex Boat. I cant think of anything I'd rather get for christmas. -- "by boarding this boat, you have consented to sex, touching, and inappropriate language." -- gentlemen, remove your belts; ladies must drink out of squeeze-bottles in order to avoid cosby/sharper roofie. -- everyone enters at their own risk of being beaten, screwed, or sprayed (hopefully with champagne.) --- Do you know how long its been since I've been to a club, except to see my cousin sing? Why do NFL players go to clubs? Could they not get interested in fishing? Youre an NFL player. You could get a girl at the washateria.
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09-10-2015, 06:53 AM	#6
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: Are You Kidding Me??? Saints Cameron Jordan investigated for nightclub incident. i get girls at the washeteria. im not even an NFL player.' stay out of clubs! you dont need them! AlaskaSaints likes this.

09-10-2015, 10:14 PM	#7
jeanpierre Site Donor 2018 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Thibodaux Posts: 43,543 Blog Entries: 39	Re: Are You Kidding Me??? Saints Cameron Jordan investigated for nightclub incident. Originally Posted by skymike Do you know how long its been since I've been to a club, except to see my cousin sing? Why do NFL players go to clubs? Could they not get interested in fishing? Youre an NFL player. You could get a girl at the washateria. ^^^THIS^^^

09-09-2015, 04:54 PM	#10
AsylumGuido 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bossier City, LA Posts: 26,676	Re: Are You Kidding Me??? Saints Cameron Jordan investigated for nightclub incident. Originally Posted by Tobias-Reiper Yes, they do... I also want to know, was it a swat, a smack, or a rub down? Me too, like this past Monday, or Tuesday... As for the video, I have to go old school: Sir Mix-a-Lot - Baby Got Back (Official Video) - YouTube And yes, I watched it all once again. A classic!

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