skymike

Not only do I not hate the Cowboys anymore, (I did in the 90s, when Michael Irvin & Co. were there.) I like Tony Romo. I saw him torch us in '06 in an exhibition game in Shreveport, (which I think we should do every year.) and
he torched us, in the absence of Drew Bledsoe.

You can chalk this one up in the W column. Even if Drew Brees is re-tooled
with a bionic rotator cuff, and Marques Colston jumps into the pool from the movie, Cocoon, and we score 80 points, our defense couldnt stop a pack of weiner dogs. There simply isnt a quarterback beyond Division II College level who cannot score on us. You really should save Weeden, or whoever your b/u is, and let Jason Garrett suit up. He could light us up for 50 easily.

Guys to watch. We have an unknown RB, Khiry Robinson who runs like there is Icy Hot in his Jock, and if we gave the ball to him, you might have a problem.

Fortunately for you, we insist on giving most of our carries to Mark Ingram, who consistently is stopped after 1.5 yards. You will dominate us on both lines. You will win every short yardage down. The reason we have a big ridiculous pyrotechnic / fog pregame introduction, is because our O-line couldnt push their way thru a paper sign.

We've had a horrific year in the Front Office, our talent is nill, and our coaching staff is clueless. We are not a rudderless ship. We have no rudder, sail, or engine.

Most troubling is our mental state. These guys dont know how to win.
They dominated Carolina for about 18 minutes last week, and suddenly got scared, and the wheels fell off. Even if you fall behind, we're going to find a way to lose. There is not a dumb penalty, or stupid mistake we wont make. We suck from top to bottom, and The Curse is back in New Orleans.

Enjoy this win.