BnGer's Scouting Reports

JOESAM2002 · 03-01-2005, 12:04 PM

Welcome to a rather large crowd Baronm.

JKool · 03-01-2005, 12:05 PM

Baron
Upside: Plays the toughest of the LB positions at WLB

. Terse, controlled play allows him to conserve energy for the big hit. Has a good feel for the coverage cushion. Solid mechanics.
Downside: Over commits to the sideline on occasion. Really wants to play MLB and is jealous of the inside position. Has a penchant for late hits on the QB.

[Edited on 1/3/2005 by JKool]

JKool · 03-01-2005, 12:10 PM

JoeSam
Free Safety
Height: 6\'1\" Weight: 204 lbs Speed: 4.57/40
Upside: Solid tackling at the last line of defense. Sees the feild very well and makes good adjustments. Plays like a vetran and can really rally the secondary. Noted for the hit that made Michael Irvin retire... that pu**y. Excellent stregth at the point of attack.
Downside: Can get agitated by trash talkin\' WRs. Sometimes tries to lay the wood instead of wrapping up

. Occassionally wants to play RB too - this can be irritating to coaches. Once got in a fight on the plane with star WR, Gumbo - it is still unclear what that was about.

BlackandBlue · 03-01-2005, 12:26 PM

gatorman
Center
Height: 6\'7\" Weight: 320
Upside: Leader of the O-line. Road grader who is also strong on passing downs. Perfected the art of nasty play in the trenches, which coaches love, and D-lineman despise. Has been known to litigate with opposing linemen to the point of insanity.
Downside: Has trouble getting to the next level on long yardage runs. Has a temper that has gotten him into more trouble than any other person on the team. Once ripped a defensive end\'s eyeball from it\'s socket during a game. And like JoeSam, had an altercation with GumboBC in the locker room after a game.

GumboBC · 03-01-2005, 12:31 PM

Once got in a fight on the plane with star WR, Gumbo - it is still unclear what that was about.

I was just taking up for my QB. It wasn\'t his fault I dropped that pass in the endzone... :P

dberce1 · 03-01-2005, 12:38 PM

dberce1
6\' 185 lbs
Assistant Coach
Speed: 4.4 40
Sex: yes please
Stregnths: good creativity
Weaknesses: women and partying

Favorite saying: \"Playoffs??!!!\" (in a Mora accent)

JKool · 03-01-2005, 12:39 PM

BnB, nice work!

Billy, that\'s not what I heard. I heard something about stealing his first born...

JKool · 03-01-2005, 12:41 PM

dberce
Downside: misuse of the player hot/cold tubs on the weekends. Is a constant distraction what with all the women in the locker room.
Upside: knows a good thing when he sees it. Good with player morale. Designed the team\'s new uniforms.

saintswhodi · 03-01-2005, 01:12 PM

Great idea Kool. this is too funny. I am gonna have Euph talk to that stop watch guy though. :P

baronm · 03-01-2005, 01:15 PM

too funny

03-01-2005, 12:04 PM	#11
JOESAM2002 1000 Posts + Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: CRYSTAL BEACH TEXAS Posts: 4,100	BnGer's Scouting Reports Welcome to a rather large crowd Baronm.

03-01-2005, 12:05 PM	#12
JKool 1000 Posts + Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 2,423	BnGer's Scouting Reports Baron Upside: Plays the toughest of the LB positions at WLB . Terse, controlled play allows him to conserve energy for the big hit. Has a good feel for the coverage cushion. Solid mechanics. Downside: Over commits to the sideline on occasion. Really wants to play MLB and is jealous of the inside position. Has a penchant for late hits on the QB. [Edited on 1/3/2005 by JKool]

03-01-2005, 12:10 PM	#13
JKool 1000 Posts + Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 2,423	BnGer's Scouting Reports JoeSam Free Safety Height: 6\'1\" Weight: 204 lbs Speed: 4.57/40 Upside: Solid tackling at the last line of defense. Sees the feild very well and makes good adjustments. Plays like a vetran and can really rally the secondary. Noted for the hit that made Michael Irvin retire... that pu**y. Excellent stregth at the point of attack. Downside: Can get agitated by trash talkin\' WRs. Sometimes tries to lay the wood instead of wrapping up . Occassionally wants to play RB too - this can be irritating to coaches. Once got in a fight on the plane with star WR, Gumbo - it is still unclear what that was about.
	"... I was beating them with my eyes the whole game..." - Aaron Brooks

03-01-2005, 12:26 PM	#14
BlackandBlue Kinder, gentler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dirty south Posts: 3,889	BnGer's Scouting Reports gatorman Center Height: 6\'7\" Weight: 320 Upside: Leader of the O-line. Road grader who is also strong on passing downs. Perfected the art of nasty play in the trenches, which coaches love, and D-lineman despise. Has been known to litigate with opposing linemen to the point of insanity. Downside: Has trouble getting to the next level on long yardage runs. Has a temper that has gotten him into more trouble than any other person on the team. Once ripped a defensive end\'s eyeball from it\'s socket during a game. And like JoeSam, had an altercation with GumboBC in the locker room after a game.
	The waiting drove me mad.... I don't want to hear from those that know... Everything has changed, absolutely nothing's changed Eddie is a....draftnik?

03-01-2005, 12:31 PM	#15
GumboBC Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 2,616	BnGer's Scouting Reports Once got in a fight on the plane with star WR, Gumbo - it is still unclear what that was about. I was just taking up for my QB. It wasn\'t his fault I dropped that pass in the endzone... :P
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03-01-2005, 12:38 PM	#16
dberce1 Chuck Liddells Right Hand Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Prairieville, Louisiana Posts: 1,227	BnGer's Scouting Reports dberce1 6\' 185 lbs Assistant Coach Speed: 4.4 40 Sex: yes please Stregnths: good creativity Weaknesses: women and partying Favorite saying: \"Playoffs??!!!\" (in a Mora accent)

03-01-2005, 12:39 PM	#17
JKool 1000 Posts + Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 2,423	BnGer's Scouting Reports BnB, nice work! Billy, that\'s not what I heard. I heard something about stealing his first born...

03-01-2005, 12:41 PM	#18
JKool 1000 Posts + Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 2,423	BnGer's Scouting Reports dberce Downside: misuse of the player hot/cold tubs on the weekends. Is a constant distraction what with all the women in the locker room. Upside: knows a good thing when he sees it. Good with player morale. Designed the team\'s new uniforms.

03-01-2005, 01:12 PM	#19
saintswhodi 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 6,941	BnGer's Scouting Reports Great idea Kool. this is too funny. I am gonna have Euph talk to that stop watch guy though. :P

03-01-2005, 01:15 PM	#20
baronm 500th Post Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 954	BnGer's Scouting Reports too funny
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