Loomis Bumps Into Gem?

LKelley67 · 03-21-2005, 02:13 PM

ownersbssession.com reports that yesterday before the NFL Owners Meetings started Saints GM Mickey Loomis might have outsmarted the other organizations again by getting a headstart while in Maui. Apparently, Loomis was out early for his morning Mai Tai's. He saw a huge figure carrying out a giagantic load of chairs and umbrellas to the beachfront. He struck up a conversation and it didn't take long before he was negotiating a contract. Meet Fa'afetai Fuefuefai va'a, a 5'10", 411 lb. Samoan that Loomis believes could be the answer at defensive tackle and stopping the run. He describes Fuefuefai va'a as a diamond in the rough. Only 20 years old, he has played as the defensive line for the Kehei Key Karriers of the Wowie Maui Football League the past six years. Though not inked yet the two seemed to hit it off. Loomis secured his services through the hotel removing him from umbrella detail to delivering Mai Tai's directly to him. Fuefuefai va'a said, "It like dream come true. I no know if I can do all Mr. Loomis say but I think i can from what he say."

shadowdrinker · 03-21-2005, 02:29 PM

Oh my God....

Wowie Maui League?

Please tell me this is just an unsubstantiated rumor...

baronm · 03-21-2005, 02:34 PM

510--411 lbs? how does the man walk? this has got to be a joke.

LKelley67 · 03-21-2005, 02:36 PM

ownersbssessions.com doesn\'t lie

no_cloning · 03-21-2005, 02:47 PM

I still want Konishiki.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...uys/index.html

560 pounds of pure muscle - okay, maybe not.

saintswhodi · 03-21-2005, 02:55 PM

Kelley, you got two fish on the line. wow guys. :seeingstars:

BlackandBlue · 03-21-2005, 02:57 PM

IÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã¢Â„Â¢d be curious to know how many people tried that link.

saintswhodi · 03-21-2005, 03:00 PM

Kelley is pretty good at coming up with this stuff. I just can\'t believe ANYONE bought it. :shockedbig:

bignic26 · 03-21-2005, 03:34 PM

I died laughing while I was reading that LKelley. Before they scroll down, alot of people will get all excited thinking we\'ve got a 400 pound Somaon midget coming to play DT for us. Priceless.

xrotflmao: Wowie Maui Football League

[Edited on 21/3/2005 by bignic26]

spkb25 · 03-21-2005, 06:22 PM

thats funny. the bs sessions

03-21-2005, 02:13 PM	#1
LKelley67 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: baton rouge Posts: 2,540	Loomis Bumps Into Gem? ownersbssession.com reports that yesterday before the NFL Owners Meetings started Saints GM Mickey Loomis might have outsmarted the other organizations again by getting a headstart while in Maui. Apparently, Loomis was out early for his morning Mai Tai's. He saw a huge figure carrying out a giagantic load of chairs and umbrellas to the beachfront. He struck up a conversation and it didn't take long before he was negotiating a contract. Meet Fa'afetai Fuefuefai va'a, a 5'10", 411 lb. Samoan that Loomis believes could be the answer at defensive tackle and stopping the run. He describes Fuefuefai va'a as a diamond in the rough. Only 20 years old, he has played as the defensive line for the Kehei Key Karriers of the Wowie Maui Football League the past six years. Though not inked yet the two seemed to hit it off. Loomis secured his services through the hotel removing him from umbrella detail to delivering Mai Tai's directly to him. Fuefuefai va'a said, "It like dream come true. I no know if I can do all Mr. Loomis say but I think i can from what he say."

03-21-2005, 02:29 PM	#2
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no_cloning 100th Post Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 249	Loomis Bumps Into Gem? I still want Konishiki. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...uys/index.html 560 pounds of pure muscle - okay, maybe not.
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