Saints Trade for Long Snapper Jon Dorenbos

08-30-2017, 10:46 PM

The only thing I'm gonna hate about trading for this guy is that Ellen DeGeneres will amp up her bandwagon celebritage with the Saints...

I prefer to stay under the radar till we take the whole freaking thing...

skymike · 08-31-2017, 01:27 AM

Originally Posted by jeanpierre

The only thing I'm gonna hate about trading for this guy is that Ellen DeGeneres will amp up her bandwagon celebritage with the Saints...

I prefer to stay under the radar till we take the whole freaking thing...

he's a lesbian?

saintfan · 08-31-2017, 02:34 AM

Originally Posted by skymike

he's a lesbian?

Dude that made me snort.

Seer1 · 08-31-2017, 07:26 AM

Originally Posted by saintfan

Dude that made me snort.

Seriously! Breakfast cereal out of the nose and everything!

vpheughan · 08-31-2017, 11:08 AM

Stop it! Your're going to get me fired! My Boss is looking at me ect. ect. ect.

jeanpierre · 08-31-2017, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by skymike

he's a lesbian?

I was gonna be PC, but oh well, f*ck it...

Got a retired coon@ss (Cajun) that works in my service shop a couple hours every other week; we let him have access to our equipment for personal projects after hours, and he does those jobs we can't duck but can't really charge actual hours on that we take for our best customers...

He's got a fifth grade education (mind of a mechanical genius) and actually thought her name is Lesbian Degeneres and that's why people call them Lesbians now...

So I try to mercifully to educate him, holding back my laughter, tried to draw on my Liberal Arts/Mechanical engineering college background and explain to him that the word comes from the Greek Island of Lesbos, Home of the poet Sappho who wrote erotic poetry about women...

Big Mistake - all he got was there's an island of these Greek women who don't like it with men and that there all "Degeneresites"

Life...

skymike · 09-01-2017, 07:10 AM

Originally Posted by jeanpierre

I was gonna be PC, but oh well, f*ck it...

Got a retired coon@ss (Cajun) that works in my service shop a couple hours every other week; we let him have access to our equipment for personal projects after hours, and he does those jobs we can't duck but can't really charge actual hours on that we take for our best customers...

He's got a fifth grade education (mind of a mechanical genius) and actually thought her name is Lesbian Degeneres and that's why people call them Lesbians now...

So I try to mercifully to educate him, holding back my laughter, tried to draw on my Liberal Arts/Mechanical engineering college background and explain to him that the word comes from the Greek Island of Lesbos, Home of the poet Sappho who wrote erotic poetry about women...

Big Mistake - all he got was there's an island of these Greek women who don't like it with men and that there all "Degeneresites"

Life...

HAHAHAHAHA... you cant make this stuff up...

QBREES9 · 09-01-2017, 09:46 AM

We have that whole filled.

WillMacKenzie · 09-01-2017, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by jeanpierre

I was gonna be PC, but oh well, f*ck it...

Got a retired coon@ss (Cajun) that works in my service shop a couple hours every other week; we let him have access to our equipment for personal projects after hours, and he does those jobs we can't duck but can't really charge actual hours on that we take for our best customers...

He's got a fifth grade education (mind of a mechanical genius) and actually thought her name is Lesbian Degeneres and that's why people call them Lesbians now...

So I try to mercifully to educate him, holding back my laughter, tried to draw on my Liberal Arts/Mechanical engineering college background and explain to him that the word comes from the Greek Island of Lesbos, Home of the poet Sappho who wrote erotic poetry about women...

Big Mistake - all he got was there's an island of these Greek women who don't like it with men and that there all "Degeneresites"

Life...

You're probably speaking of my dad. Lol

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08-31-2017, 01:27 AM	#32
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: Saints Trade for Long Snapper Jon Dorenbos Originally Posted by jeanpierre The only thing I'm gonna hate about trading for this guy is that Ellen DeGeneres will amp up her bandwagon celebritage with the Saints... I prefer to stay under the radar till we take the whole freaking thing... he's a lesbian? saintfan, jeanpierre and Seer1 like this.

08-31-2017, 02:34 AM	#33
saintfan Donated Plasma Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 18,556 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Saints Trade for Long Snapper Jon Dorenbos Originally Posted by skymike he's a lesbian? Dude that made me snort. jeanpierre and skymike like this.

08-31-2017, 07:26 AM	#34
Seer1 Site Donor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Bayou Bayfield CO Posts: 4,722	Re: Saints Trade for Long Snapper Jon Dorenbos Originally Posted by saintfan Dude that made me snort. Seriously! Breakfast cereal out of the nose and everything! jeanpierre likes this.

08-31-2017, 11:08 AM	#35
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08-31-2017, 12:42 PM	#36
jeanpierre Site Donor 2018 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Thibodaux Posts: 43,543 Blog Entries: 39	Re: Saints Trade for Long Snapper Jon Dorenbos Originally Posted by skymike he's a lesbian? I was gonna be PC, but oh well, f*ck it... Got a retired coon@ss (Cajun) that works in my service shop a couple hours every other week; we let him have access to our equipment for personal projects after hours, and he does those jobs we can't duck but can't really charge actual hours on that we take for our best customers... He's got a fifth grade education (mind of a mechanical genius) and actually thought her name is Lesbian Degeneres and that's why people call them Lesbians now... So I try to mercifully to educate him, holding back my laughter, tried to draw on my Liberal Arts/Mechanical engineering college background and explain to him that the word comes from the Greek Island of Lesbos, Home of the poet Sappho who wrote erotic poetry about women... Big Mistake - all he got was there's an island of these Greek women who don't like it with men and that there all "Degeneresites" Life... WillMacKenzie, AsylumGuido and skymike like this.
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09-01-2017, 07:10 AM	#37
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: Saints Trade for Long Snapper Jon Dorenbos Originally Posted by jeanpierre I was gonna be PC, but oh well, f*ck it... Got a retired coon@ss (Cajun) that works in my service shop a couple hours every other week; we let him have access to our equipment for personal projects after hours, and he does those jobs we can't duck but can't really charge actual hours on that we take for our best customers... He's got a fifth grade education (mind of a mechanical genius) and actually thought her name is Lesbian Degeneres and that's why people call them Lesbians now... So I try to mercifully to educate him, holding back my laughter, tried to draw on my Liberal Arts/Mechanical engineering college background and explain to him that the word comes from the Greek Island of Lesbos, Home of the poet Sappho who wrote erotic poetry about women... Big Mistake - all he got was there's an island of these Greek women who don't like it with men and that there all "Degeneresites" Life... HAHAHAHAHA... you cant make this stuff up...

09-01-2017, 09:46 AM	#38
QBREES9 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Haven Ct Posts: 23,985	Re: Saints Trade for Long Snapper Jon Dorenbos We have that whole filled.

09-01-2017, 09:49 AM	#39
WillMacKenzie 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,627	Re: Saints Trade for Long Snapper Jon Dorenbos Originally Posted by jeanpierre I was gonna be PC, but oh well, f*ck it... Got a retired coon@ss (Cajun) that works in my service shop a couple hours every other week; we let him have access to our equipment for personal projects after hours, and he does those jobs we can't duck but can't really charge actual hours on that we take for our best customers... He's got a fifth grade education (mind of a mechanical genius) and actually thought her name is Lesbian Degeneres and that's why people call them Lesbians now... So I try to mercifully to educate him, holding back my laughter, tried to draw on my Liberal Arts/Mechanical engineering college background and explain to him that the word comes from the Greek Island of Lesbos, Home of the poet Sappho who wrote erotic poetry about women... Big Mistake - all he got was there's an island of these Greek women who don't like it with men and that there all "Degeneresites" Life... You're probably speaking of my dad. Lol

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