I was gonna be PC, but oh well, f*ck it...

Got a retired coon@ss (Cajun) that works in my service shop a couple hours every other week; we let him have access to our equipment for personal projects after hours, and he does those jobs we can't duck but can't really charge actual hours on that we take for our best customers...

He's got a fifth grade education (mind of a mechanical genius) and actually thought her name is Lesbian Degeneres and that's why people call them Lesbians now...

So I try to mercifully to educate him, holding back my laughter, tried to draw on my Liberal Arts/Mechanical engineering college background and explain to him that the word comes from the Greek Island of Lesbos, Home of the poet Sappho who wrote erotic poetry about women...

Big Mistake - all he got was there's an island of these Greek women who don't like it with men and that there all "Degeneresites"

Life...