saintfan

Jagermeister is the devil

foreverfan

Jagermeister can taste like Root Beer Barrel Candies.
Approved by years of Mardi Gras parade testing.

If your Jagermeister doesn't taste like Root Beer Barrel Candies, you are doing it wrong.

First... REQUIRED: it has to be FREEZING COLD. Second... you need TEST TUBE SHOOTERS. The test tubes shooters help keep it on the middle of the tongue and off the rest of your mouth. Third... THIS IS KEY... make sure the shot touches the front of your tongue where the sweetness receptors are.

Finally... Don't do the entire shot at one time and try to keep the shot on only the middle of your tongue. Do the shot in 3 or 4 tastes. This makes it easier to keep it right in the middle of your tongue. If you do it this way, it will taste like a root beer barrel candy and is oddly pleasant. I have shown many people at Mardi Gras how to drink this correctly. All were convinced. If you don't do it this way, it will taste like medicine especially if it isn't cold enough.

Doing Five or Six shots will give you a great buzz the entire parade and you won't have to pee.

Trust me... it works. I always have a bottle of Jagermeister in my freezer.














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2019 Death of a Parrot.

AsylumGuido

Bringing back this old thread with my 2020 birthday gifts ...



Look at what my awesome wife gave me for my birthday! Three more great items for my collection all from the Saints' first season in 1967. A Saints/Cowgirls ticket stub for year one on what happens to be our wedding anniversary date, November 12. A gold season doubloon from 1967, and an original pin from that first season, as well, from the same lady that had the ticket as a child. I am so pumped! They'll go in the framed display box with the 1967 pennant and other 1967 items.

“The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.” — Winston Churchill

AsylumGuido

Not latest, but more recent shrine pic.

AsylumGuido

This is where they'll be going. Everything 1967.

Halo

Dats like a Who Dat alter!!

JayFoster

I still have Joe Horn's phone.

AsylumGuido

His actual known phone, or one of the same model? It would require provenance.

AsylumGuido

More has been added since that picture, Halo. Once I get the new stuff up I'll post more pictures and maybe a video for up close more detail. It will include an original oil painting of Drew Brees.

skymike

One of my daughters told me, "Your house is like a shrine to the New Orleans Saints."