That cat knows how to crunch those numbers, man. I meet him at the lance moore/pierre thomas hall of fame induction ceremony and he was at the bar and i walked up to get a beer and he told me hey hows its going and i said going good and you? And he said just fine and i said good. Then i said i never thought id be able to talk to you but since we’ve arrived at this point i wanted to tell you could i hire you to be my accountant on the side cause you know how to make the numbers work no matter how little yall have. And he laughed and said thanks.

That's great! I would have "bent his ear" even more. I think he's brilliant with the way he uses every tool possible in contract and cap manipulation. I learned more about contract quirks and cap tweaking from his moves than from any other source.