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skymike 09-21-2019 03:42 AM

Re: What if Teddy does well while Brees is out?
 
What if Teddy is SO GOOD, we have to decide whether to let Drew back in the starting lineup?

What if my Schmenke grows so huge overnight, I cant zip my pants up, and I have to go to the tall and fat store to find something that can contain him, and then I can quit my jobs and go into the movie biz?

What if? We'll open our unicorn petting zoo later, ok?

Let us cross that imaginary bridge, when we get there.

-- actually, its a fun, but ludicrous topic-- and this-is-Amerca, so keep em coming.

Crusader 09-22-2019 02:02 AM

Re: What if Teddy does well while Brees is out?
 
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Originally Posted by skymike (Post 856787)
What if my Schmenke grows so huge overnight, I cant zip my pants up, and I have to go to the tall and fat store to find something that can contain him, and then I can quit my jobs and go into the movie biz?

Then you should probably go see a doctor :-D

skymike 09-22-2019 07:51 AM

Re: What if Teddy does well while Brees is out?
 
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Originally Posted by Crusader (Post 856881)
Then you should probably go see a doctor :-D

lol... i actually had a freak injury a few years ago, and...
I asked the nurse, if we could "fix the problem, but KEEP the swelling."

TheOak 09-22-2019 03:25 PM

Re: What if Teddy does well while Brees is out?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by skymike (Post 856787)
What if Teddy is SO GOOD, we have to decide whether to let Drew back in the starting lineup?

What if my Schmenke grows so huge overnight, I cant zip my pants up, and I have to go to the tall and fat store to find something that can contain him, and then I can quit my jobs and go into the movie biz?

What if? We'll open our unicorn petting zoo later, ok?

Let us cross that imaginary bridge, when we get there.

-- actually, its a fun, but ludicrous topic-- and this-is-Amerca, so keep em coming.

What if your huge Schmenke was actually a Unicorn.. You could open a petting zoo for strippers.

You know Rob Ryan will show up. :clown:

skymike 09-22-2019 04:54 PM

Re: What if Teddy does well while Brees is out?
 
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Originally Posted by TheOak (Post 856974)
What if your huge Schmenke was actually a Unicorn.. You could open a petting zoo for strippers.

You know Rob Ryan will show up. :clown:

LOLOL...
This story just keeps gettin bigger.

vpheughan 09-22-2019 06:53 PM

Re: What if Teddy does well while Brees is out?
 
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Originally Posted by skymike (Post 856787)
What if Teddy is SO GOOD, we have to decide whether to let Drew back in the starting lineup?

What if my Schmenke grows so huge overnight, I cant zip my pants up, and I have to go to the tall and fat store to find something that can contain him, and then I can quit my jobs and go into the movie biz?

What if? We'll open our unicorn petting zoo later, ok?

Let us cross that imaginary bridge, when we get there.

-- actually, its a fun, but ludicrous topic-- and this-is-Amerca, so keep em coming.

Schmenke as in rhymes with Pinky..............


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