What if Teddy does well while Brees is out?

skymike · 09-21-2019, 03:42 AM

What if Teddy is SO GOOD, we have to decide whether to let Drew back in the starting lineup?

What if my Schmenke grows so huge overnight, I cant zip my pants up, and I have to go to the tall and fat store to find something that can contain him, and then I can quit my jobs and go into the movie biz?

What if? We'll open our unicorn petting zoo later, ok?

Let us cross that imaginary bridge, when we get there.

-- actually, its a fun, but ludicrous topic-- and this-is-Amerca, so keep em coming.

Crusader · 09-22-2019, 02:02 AM

Originally Posted by skymike

What if my Schmenke grows so huge overnight, I cant zip my pants up, and I have to go to the tall and fat store to find something that can contain him, and then I can quit my jobs and go into the movie biz?

Then you should probably go see a doctor

skymike · 09-22-2019, 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by Crusader

Then you should probably go see a doctor

lol... i actually had a freak injury a few years ago, and...
I asked the nurse, if we could "fix the problem, but KEEP the swelling."

TheOak · 09-22-2019, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by skymike

What if Teddy is SO GOOD, we have to decide whether to let Drew back in the starting lineup?

What if my Schmenke grows so huge overnight, I cant zip my pants up, and I have to go to the tall and fat store to find something that can contain him, and then I can quit my jobs and go into the movie biz?

What if? We'll open our unicorn petting zoo later, ok?

Let us cross that imaginary bridge, when we get there.

-- actually, its a fun, but ludicrous topic-- and this-is-Amerca, so keep em coming.

What if your huge Schmenke was actually a Unicorn.. You could open a petting zoo for strippers.

You know Rob Ryan will show up.

skymike · 09-22-2019, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by TheOak

What if your huge Schmenke was actually a Unicorn.. You could open a petting zoo for strippers.

You know Rob Ryan will show up.

LOLOL...
This story just keeps gettin bigger.

vpheughan · 09-22-2019, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by skymike

What if Teddy is SO GOOD, we have to decide whether to let Drew back in the starting lineup?

What if my Schmenke grows so huge overnight, I cant zip my pants up, and I have to go to the tall and fat store to find something that can contain him, and then I can quit my jobs and go into the movie biz?

What if? We'll open our unicorn petting zoo later, ok?

Let us cross that imaginary bridge, when we get there.

-- actually, its a fun, but ludicrous topic-- and this-is-Amerca, so keep em coming.

Schmenke as in rhymes with Pinky..............

09-21-2019, 03:42 AM	#61
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: What if Teddy does well while Brees is out? What if Teddy is SO GOOD, we have to decide whether to let Drew back in the starting lineup? What if my Schmenke grows so huge overnight, I cant zip my pants up, and I have to go to the tall and fat store to find something that can contain him, and then I can quit my jobs and go into the movie biz? What if? We'll open our unicorn petting zoo later, ok? Let us cross that imaginary bridge, when we get there. -- actually, its a fun, but ludicrous topic-- and this-is-Amerca, so keep em coming.

09-22-2019, 02:02 AM	#62
Crusader Resident Swede Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Märsta, Sweden Posts: 7,983	Re: What if Teddy does well while Brees is out? Originally Posted by skymike What if my Schmenke grows so huge overnight, I cant zip my pants up, and I have to go to the tall and fat store to find something that can contain him, and then I can quit my jobs and go into the movie biz? Then you should probably go see a doctor

09-22-2019, 07:51 AM	#63
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: What if Teddy does well while Brees is out? Originally Posted by Crusader Then you should probably go see a doctor lol... i actually had a freak injury a few years ago, and... I asked the nurse, if we could "fix the problem, but KEEP the swelling." Crusader likes this.

09-22-2019, 03:25 PM	#64
TheOak 10000 POST CLUB Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Cypress Tx. Posts: 18,978	Re: What if Teddy does well while Brees is out? Originally Posted by skymike What if Teddy is SO GOOD, we have to decide whether to let Drew back in the starting lineup? What if my Schmenke grows so huge overnight, I cant zip my pants up, and I have to go to the tall and fat store to find something that can contain him, and then I can quit my jobs and go into the movie biz? What if? We'll open our unicorn petting zoo later, ok? Let us cross that imaginary bridge, when we get there. -- actually, its a fun, but ludicrous topic-- and this-is-Amerca, so keep em coming. What if your huge Schmenke was actually a Unicorn.. You could open a petting zoo for strippers. You know Rob Ryan will show up.

09-22-2019, 04:54 PM	#65
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: What if Teddy does well while Brees is out? Originally Posted by TheOak What if your huge Schmenke was actually a Unicorn.. You could open a petting zoo for strippers. You know Rob Ryan will show up. LOLOL... This story just keeps gettin bigger.

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vpheughan 1000 Posts + Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 4,499	Re: What if Teddy does well while Brees is out? Originally Posted by skymike What if Teddy is SO GOOD, we have to decide whether to let Drew back in the starting lineup? What if my Schmenke grows so huge overnight, I cant zip my pants up, and I have to go to the tall and fat store to find something that can contain him, and then I can quit my jobs and go into the movie biz? What if? We'll open our unicorn petting zoo later, ok? Let us cross that imaginary bridge, when we get there. -- actually, its a fun, but ludicrous topic-- and this-is-Amerca, so keep em coming. Schmenke as in rhymes with Pinky..............
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