What if Teddy is SO GOOD, we have to decide whether to let Drew back in the starting lineup?

What if my Schmenke grows so huge overnight, I cant zip my pants up, and I have to go to the tall and fat store to find something that can contain him, and then I can quit my jobs and go into the movie biz?

What if? We'll open our unicorn petting zoo later, ok?

Let us cross that imaginary bridge, when we get there.

-- actually, its a fun, but ludicrous topic-- and this-is-Amerca, so keep em coming.