Someone go to camp and get a report on Jason Craft.

BlackandBlue · 08-03-2005, 01:38 PM

he wears skirts on the weekends.

Because of my Scottish heritage. But WhoDat wouldn't have know that, had he not been trying to grab my thigh.

I told you, you're nice and all, but I don't swing that way. Sorry.

BoudinSandwich · 08-03-2005, 02:42 PM

Um, in another thread I read that Craft apparently picked off Brooks in a practice.

Once, I went to Sandy Ego to visit my girlfriend (its a long story) and she had a friend that called me up. Because I had to fly there, I was on foot and he offered to give me rides wherever I wanted to go. He gave me his phone number. I thought he was really nice. The next day my girlfriend told me he was gay and he was trying to "pick me up" for "a ride."

Wow.

JOESAM2002 · 08-03-2005, 04:37 PM

???

Danno · 08-03-2005, 06:07 PM

I went home with a hot looking girl who asked me,
"Would you mind if my roommate joined us for a hot little threesome"

I said "Oh yeah baby, whatever turns you on. I''m game"

She said "Oh fantastic...Come on out Chuck, he's OK with it!"

DOH!!!

Ba-dum-chi! Thank you thank you, I'll be here all week. Please tip you waitresses and bartenders.

stockman311 · 08-03-2005, 06:10 PM

Look I like hot lesbians as much as the next guy, but from my experience most lesbians are the Unibrow from Austin Powers II kind. They play golf look like dudes and roll cigarettes up in their wife beaters.
A lot of the hot lesbians are just acting like lesbians to make us all want them more. What would you say the percentage of smoking hot lesbians really is out there? 10%? 12%? Tops.

WhoDat · 08-04-2005, 09:36 AM

I'd say more like a third to half where I live... but there ain't much gator wrestlin' goin' on up here, so that may have something to do with the disparity in the numbers.

Ronaldo · 08-04-2005, 10:38 PM

Jason has been reported doing very well when hes in! DB's are looking to be a strength, you can read more on the Offical Home site....

RockyMountainSaint · 08-05-2005, 03:44 AM

Thank You Ronaldo!!!!
I assumed this was a thread about Jason Craft.
After having read it . It doesn't resemble one.
You Mods should be ashamed of yourselves.

For real though.
I have been to nearly every open practice and from what I have seen, Craft looks like he is making good plays.
In all honesty I haven't been focused on him exclusively.
I am not in Love with him as Euphoria is.

The secondary overall looks great!
MM will be in the Pro Bowl at the end of this season.

Euphoria · 08-05-2005, 11:03 AM

I seen him last year and I was impressed... He looked better than most CB's we had in camp... I couldn't figure out for the life of me why he wasn't a starter. He should be in on the Nickeal at the very least. He can be matched up with against 2nd or 3rd WR with no problem.

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WhoDat 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,631	RE: Lesbians I'd say more like a third to half where I live... but there ain't much gator wrestlin' goin' on up here, so that may have something to do with the disparity in the numbers.
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BlackandBlue Kinder, gentler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dirty south Posts: 3,889	he wears skirts on the weekends. Because of my Scottish heritage. But WhoDat wouldn't have know that, had he not been trying to grab my thigh. I told you, you're nice and all, but I don't swing that way. Sorry.

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BoudinSandwich OldiesDJ Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Scott, LA Posts: 951 Blog Entries: 12	Um, in another thread I read that Craft apparently picked off Brooks in a practice. Once, I went to Sandy Ego to visit my girlfriend (its a long story) and she had a friend that called me up. Because I had to fly there, I was on foot and he offered to give me rides wherever I wanted to go. He gave me his phone number. I thought he was really nice. The next day my girlfriend told me he was gay and he was trying to "pick me up" for "a ride." Wow.

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Danno Truth Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Spanish Fort, AL (via NO and B/R) Posts: 24,720	I went home with a hot looking girl who asked me, "Would you mind if my roommate joined us for a hot little threesome" I said "Oh yeah baby, whatever turns you on. I''m game" She said "Oh fantastic...Come on out Chuck, he's OK with it!" DOH!!! Ba-dum-chi! Thank you thank you, I'll be here all week. Please tip you waitresses and bartenders.

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Ronaldo Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Pace, Fl. Posts: 5	Jason has been reported doing very well when hes in! DB's are looking to be a strength, you can read more on the Offical Home site....

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RockyMountainSaint Mmm That Smell! Join Date: Oct 1998 Location: Metairie Terrace Posts: 3,073	Thank You Ronaldo!!!! I assumed this was a thread about Jason Craft. After having read it . It doesn't resemble one. You Mods should be ashamed of yourselves. For real though. I have been to nearly every open practice and from what I have seen, Craft looks like he is making good plays. In all honesty I haven't been focused on him exclusively. I am not in Love with him as Euphoria is. The secondary overall looks great! MM will be in the Pro Bowl at the end of this season.

08-05-2005, 11:03 AM	#29
Euphoria 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Hollywood, CA Posts: 7,601 Blog Entries: 5	I seen him last year and I was impressed... He looked better than most CB's we had in camp... I couldn't figure out for the life of me why he wasn't a starter. He should be in on the Nickeal at the very least. He can be matched up with against 2nd or 3rd WR with no problem.